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[nosebleeds]

DON'T
DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
EYY
DON'T DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
shit
dude ,you there
?/
ive had this song stuck in my head 4 hours im dying here
do u even know it
should show it to u sometime
like if we go 2 the past and hit a record store
thatd be sweet
could show u other shit too youd love rap
anyway suuup

[major misfire intended to be sent to Rush's inbox. but nobody knows that, right?]

Comments

[biwinning]

S-O-L-L-U-X.

Congratsth. You're one of the few who realizes I can't say my own name and actually asked how to spell it. Most just assume my name ith just ath retarded sounding ath I pronounce it.

[nosebleeds]

so you do have a lisp it's not just an alien thing right

[biwinning]

It'th only an alien thing if they have teeth ath big ath mine.

[To which he opens his mouth, pulling back his upper lip and showing off those huge fangs he has.]

[nosebleeds]

and they don't??

[biwinning]

Not the ones I know. Only lucky, mutant geneticsth me!

[nosebleeds]

[GENETICSTH YOU SAY]

wait so u guys get ur genes tamp'd too??

[biwinning]

Depends on what you mean by tamp'd.

[nosebleeds]

tampered
altered enhanced whatever

[biwinning]

Well. Thort of? Mutant ith definitely more the word for it. I don't think anyone specifically messed with my geneticsth. I wath jutht hatched with a fucked up teeth, brains, and life.

[nosebleeds]

wow you were born with it
cool
except for the fucked up part i guess

[biwinning]

I've only told you the worst parts of it and you're already calling it cool?? How the fuck ith a speech disability and mental disorder cool??

[nosebleeds]

youre a freaking alien everything about u is cool
unless u want me to feel sry for u i can do that too i guess

[biwinning]

Don't feel thorry for me. Human pity ith gross.

But I gueth you're trying to compliment me tho thanks.

[nosebleeds]

yw bro
so dyou get superpowers along with being a mutant

[biwinning]

Yeah.

I'm the strongest psychic on this huge shitty floating rock.

[nosebleeds]

oh
can u read my thoughts??

[biwinning]

...Okay, maybe I should have thaid telekinetic. I can only read your thoughts if you're about to die.

[nosebleeds]

ok thats kinda creepy but sure why not
so you move stuff with ur mind thats less creepy

[biwinning]

Not like I got to pick.

But yeah. I can move shit with my mind.

[nosebleeds]

im no mutant but i can do stuff with my blood
my buddy up there has super speed

[biwinning]

Thtuff with your blood?

[nosebleeds]

yeah like
bullets and shields and whatever
its pretty awesome
people think its gross but yknow what can i do
its my power

[biwinning]

Dude, I think that'th awethome. The only other guy I know with blood powers can't do any of that with his.

[nosebleeds]

u know someone else with blood powers?
what does he do

[biwinning]

Fuck all. He does absolutely nothing with them. The "big badath Knight of Blood" probably pisses himself at the thought of having to use his powers.