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Right, so. Public service announcement.

[the guy on the screen epitomizes scruffy teenager: leather jacket, hair in need of a brush, days worth of stubble on his face. those familiar with peter might think that he seems kind of extraordinarily calm. actually, those unfamiliar with peter might think that too, considering their situation. he doesn't seem happy, exactly, not drugged or faking it, just...really zen.]

Big brown wolf you might see wandering around sometimes? That's me. And yeah, I know the teeth are super impressive, but despite all rumors and recent shenanigans to the contrary, bloodlust is not my personal MO. A wolf is a wolf, though, not a labrador. Don't try to hurt me or touch me while I'm eating and everything will be cool.

End public service announcement.

[he makes to cut the feed and then pauses.]

Oh, and the other guys are okay now. Claws retracted and all that. If they become not okay, do us all a favor and call me along with the local hero squad. That kind of shit is what happens when you bring werewolves to the damn moon.

Right, last thing. Stanley, I still have a bunch of your stuff if you want it.

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oh so you guys ca turn back sometimes i guess??
even with the moon thats good to know i think
so are you like not a werewolf

also wha t do you mean theyre ok now did they turn back too

im a werewolf just a different kind than the other two i mean theyre ok. got medicine and are all chilled out and shit

hmm what kind is it?? i didnt know there was different kinds

are tey gonna have enough medicine to stay chill....
also whats the local hero squad i didnt know whe had one

neither did i but there are i turn into a wolf and they get gnarly nails and bitchin sideburns and serious rage issues yeah its cool the initiative got off their asses and are on it now theres a whole fuckin bunch of hero people around here costumes and everything

o so you don run around on two legs or stuff
yeah the sideburns were really noticeable almost as much as the anger issues
jeez what took the intiative that long i mean
we were all kinda busy but thats pretty important shit

..... so like comic books and stuff?
is that what that blue beetle guy is all about

nope im a wolf. as in actually all lupine and shit dont ask me man im just glad its done its actually kinda hard for me to get angry right now side effect i guess kinda like that who the fuck is blue beetle? it was mostly ladies really badass ones

whoa youre like
the antiwerwolf or somthing

anyway thats pretty freakin awesome like who???
and the bleu beetles some dude who was talking about ue kid supervillains or something he said it was a code name

nope im normal why the hell would a wolf be all angry like that theres so much better shit to do man idk they were all heroed up huh guess i missed that but since were here to save the world or something i guess heroes are good to have around

hahah i dunno i havent met a lot of wolves
waht do you usually do as a wolf on the moon anyways

man id love to see that i bet ther costumes were awesome
he made a really long post and stuff i think it had something to d with the kidnapping stuff i dunno
technically couldnt you say the intiiative tried to make everybody into superheroes though they gave us a bunch of cool stuff at least

wolf stuff smell things and run around and piss on trees and run some more its pretty great having some extra power doesnt make you a superhero man doesnt make you a hero at all just a dude with a power

thers no trees on the moon though i hope you havent been pissing all over the halls thatd just be gross

thats why i said tried!!
theres all kinds of people here and definitley not all superhero material
but they tried ig uess it couldve been a cool plot
anywho i hope i get to meet one of the hero squad

no its pretty boring on the moon no good smells and the floor is pretty crap for running and no i dont piss on stuff inside and theres nothing here worth marking anyway but i give less of a shit as a wolf i guess about everything else mightve worked out better for them if they asked first because i sure as hell dont want to be any damn kind of hero don't even have any new kinda power really

righ and you cant even howl at anything
you could howl at the earth i guess it looks pretty coll from here
i guess the floor i pretty slippery did you ever get the gravity taken away yet??
is it weirder as a floating wolf

i know what you mean a kidnappings a kidnapping anyways
did you ask or a new power though??

dont need anything to howl at sometimes you just wanna howl so you do nope just got what i got which is what i had only i guess cooler someday or something

i thin i heard you a couple times

[Which totally freaked him out but maybe it's not so bad?? HE'S NOT SURE. ALL THE UNSURE.]

but what about floating??

[HE'S REALLY CURIOUS ABOUT THIS PART.]

huh so if you hve a power you can ask them to make it even better kinda like the people who just stuck with their weapon
cool..
the wepons theyre giving out actually change though!!
at least mine did

might have didnt much kinda close quarters in that room no floating so far guess so except its not a superpower its just a thing yours changed?

you could always cget a spacesuit and go outside!!
im not sure they have wolf ones but
ah too bad you missed the floating that was pretty rad

it sounded like a super power to me honstly
and yeah the storage got a bit bigger
i cna fit a bunch of bags and like 5 people now

not a horrible idea but not as a wolf pretty sure i wouldn't be down with a spacesuit even if it existed no superpowers here storage?

o right i guess wolves wouldnt really go for bieng stuck in one
enclosed spaces and stuff??

sure suer if you say so!
the storage on my motorcycle, i got it from them

nope not fans of that you have a motorcycle? fuckin metal

it is isnt it??
theres not many places to ride it up here thoug
i was going to try one of those VR room hings but i dunno how to work them...

totally metal idk but im gonna check them out pretending to be somewhere else seems better than being stuck here even if it's fake

what s idk
that kinda sounds good i think this being on the moon thing is a little bit overated
wherere you gonna try and go??

means i dont know

moons totally overrated

home

i need a frekaing dictionary for these things i swear
its still kinda cool but i dont wanna stay here forever man
whats your home like??

[text] fufufu

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