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Right, so. Public service announcement.

[the guy on the screen epitomizes scruffy teenager: leather jacket, hair in need of a brush, days worth of stubble on his face. those familiar with peter might think that he seems kind of extraordinarily calm. actually, those unfamiliar with peter might think that too, considering their situation. he doesn't seem happy, exactly, not drugged or faking it, just...really zen.]

Big brown wolf you might see wandering around sometimes? That's me. And yeah, I know the teeth are super impressive, but despite all rumors and recent shenanigans to the contrary, bloodlust is not my personal MO. A wolf is a wolf, though, not a labrador. Don't try to hurt me or touch me while I'm eating and everything will be cool.

End public service announcement.

[he makes to cut the feed and then pauses.]

Oh, and the other guys are okay now. Claws retracted and all that. If they become not okay, do us all a favor and call me along with the local hero squad. That kind of shit is what happens when you bring werewolves to the damn moon.

Right, last thing. Stanley, I still have a bunch of your stuff if you want it.

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i thin i heard you a couple times

[Which totally freaked him out but maybe it's not so bad?? HE'S NOT SURE. ALL THE UNSURE.]

but what about floating??

[HE'S REALLY CURIOUS ABOUT THIS PART.]

huh so if you hve a power you can ask them to make it even better kinda like the people who just stuck with their weapon
cool..
the wepons theyre giving out actually change though!!
at least mine did

might have didnt much kinda close quarters in that room no floating so far guess so except its not a superpower its just a thing yours changed?

you could always cget a spacesuit and go outside!!
im not sure they have wolf ones but
ah too bad you missed the floating that was pretty rad

it sounded like a super power to me honstly
and yeah the storage got a bit bigger
i cna fit a bunch of bags and like 5 people now

not a horrible idea but not as a wolf pretty sure i wouldn't be down with a spacesuit even if it existed no superpowers here storage?

o right i guess wolves wouldnt really go for bieng stuck in one
enclosed spaces and stuff??

sure suer if you say so!
the storage on my motorcycle, i got it from them

nope not fans of that you have a motorcycle? fuckin metal

it is isnt it??
theres not many places to ride it up here thoug
i was going to try one of those VR room hings but i dunno how to work them...

totally metal idk but im gonna check them out pretending to be somewhere else seems better than being stuck here even if it's fake

what s idk
that kinda sounds good i think this being on the moon thing is a little bit overated
wherere you gonna try and go??

means i dont know

moons totally overrated

home

i need a frekaing dictionary for these things i swear
its still kinda cool but i dont wanna stay here forever man
whats your home like??

nah youll learn not that cool since were only here because theres no place on earth to be and everything down there is fucked not that interesting i live with my mom and we move a lot right now its a trailer in the woods by a creek in this podunk little town but the woods are pretty great and theres a hammock in the back

ive got nothing but time!!

[Yeah he just went there, unfortunately.]

were gonna fix it i guess??
i rally hope we can fix it before everybody gets cabin fever and starts eating each other or something
at least were not really totally stuck here

ah so youv got a lot of room to run around thats cool
does your mom know
about you know

harsh dude wont happen too many heroes for the donner party shit to take yeah she knows i inherited it from her dad

o rigt i forgot about the hero squad!!
at least that makes everyone feel a little safer i guess but what happens if theyre all off on missions or something

whoaa you can really inherit being a unwerewolf thats kinda
i dunno but at last your mom knows
youre already way ahead of most of the werewolf stories they like telling back at my place!

if theres enough food nobodys gonna eat people people are pretty touchy about that kinda funny actually sure you can inherit being a werewolf only way that really works for my kind and its not some kinda tragedy dude i like being what i am

..why is that funny
is kinda worrying they keep telling us theres not enoug hof stuff then bringing MORE people i dont get it

i never heard of inerhited werewolves though
the more you know!!
i wasnt sure though but thats cool i guess
just gettin to be a wolf sometimes for some reason
most people probably get the wrong idea when you say youre a werewolf though doesnt that suck

people are going to get more stuff dont know about getting more air tho thats going to be a problem eventually most of what people hear about werewolves is bullshit anyway and i dont usually tell people this is a weird situation

wait we can run out of air
crap
maybe if we just sy a certain number of people have to stay in the past at a time
maybe thatll help??

ehh so wahts the really fake stuff?
i guess its pretty crazy but theres weirder stuff around i mean
when you start out with time travel things get weird pretty fast

well yeah were on the moon no air here donno dont know what you think you know about werewolves

obviously but i thought they had like
something to recycle air or somethin at least
i mean on top of all the OTHER stuff were running out of...

uhh they turn at full moon from humans
theyre afraid of silver
when they bite you you turn into one
hteyll howl at the moon and walk on two legs and have sideburns and anger issus and glowy eyes??
they dont like apples..

probably do but theres still a limited amount of air you can put in a place i think sometimes true nope sometimes i guess mostly if my kind bite people theyre not gonna live that long well yeah not me but some obvs apples are great man

shoud we like, bring some back
i mean we can totally mission for it or something right

only sometimes??
oh i should probably tell that to the crazy lady then..
thats reassuring.. but is there any other way they turn people or is that it
ill remember to gieve you an apple if i see you :)

like i know how this works rules seem to vary crazy lady? theres another way for mine but its nothing anybody would think of on their own and im not giving out the idea thanks awesome im down with free apples

oh are you new too or something

you mean dependng on type of werewolf or person...
tehere was some lady who wanted to go after them and said it would be better for the war if we were all werewolves or something she was weird
anyway as long as its not easy o catch werewolfitis like if they scratch you or breathe on you are something