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[werewolfing]

Right, so. Public service announcement.

[the guy on the screen epitomizes scruffy teenager: leather jacket, hair in need of a brush, days worth of stubble on his face. those familiar with peter might think that he seems kind of extraordinarily calm. actually, those unfamiliar with peter might think that too, considering their situation. he doesn't seem happy, exactly, not drugged or faking it, just...really zen.]

Big brown wolf you might see wandering around sometimes? That's me. And yeah, I know the teeth are super impressive, but despite all rumors and recent shenanigans to the contrary, bloodlust is not my personal MO. A wolf is a wolf, though, not a labrador. Don't try to hurt me or touch me while I'm eating and everything will be cool.

End public service announcement.

[he makes to cut the feed and then pauses.]

Oh, and the other guys are okay now. Claws retracted and all that. If they become not okay, do us all a favor and call me along with the local hero squad. That kind of shit is what happens when you bring werewolves to the damn moon.

Right, last thing. Stanley, I still have a bunch of your stuff if you want it.

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[redheadcarrier]

Please tell me you don't have fleas.

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[werewolfing]

[there might be a slight eyeroll in his tone.]

Lunar fleas, sure. Where would I have gotten fleas on the moon?

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[hotdate]

[Wow, so it seems some werewolves here really DO look like normies sometimes. That is so weird, still monster solidarity is still a thing, Heath won;t judge the guy for occasionally looking human]

Seriously, man. It's not like you guys can help going call luna-loco. It's what you do. Doesn't mean you're gonna go out mauling everyone ever second of the day.

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[werewolfing]

I'm not ever much for mauling, but apparently there's a lot of versions of the lifestyle. Blaming people for being what they are is practically a human hobby.

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[angel_of_death]

Werewolves.

[Had it not been for more recent events in his life, Walter would have actually been more curious about the development. Werewolves are a rare thing in his world. Unfortunately, the first one he met did not leave him with a good impression. And as it was only just prior to being forcibly brought to the moon that he had gotten into that fight, the ill sentiment carries over.]

Just my luck. The next thing I know, there'll be a bloody outbreak of Undead on this base. So how many of your particular lot do we need to be aware of? The ones you actually have an influence over, that is.

[Because if he's feeling particularly generous and runs into one he can identify, he actually might go to the trouble of attempting to hold it captive instead of the more violent alternative of killing it. Providing that it isn't too dangerous, of course.]

[Audio/Voice]

[werewolfing]

Pretty racist, dude. There's three of us that I know of, I don't actually have a problem, and the other two have it under control now.

Probably a bad idea to just go around killing people, though. Resurrection is probably pricier on the moon.

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[sestra]

[audio, Ukrainian accented, super skeptical, and maybe a little volatile: go!] How is such a transformation possible?

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[werewolfing]

It's possible because it happens. More things in this world and all that.

[crocodilesmiles]

Anything we should do to make sure you're properly fed on four feet instead of two? I'm not sure... Isaac and Scott are really okay, now?

[werewolfing]

They wouldn't be out if they weren't.

[the words are flippant, but the tone isn't. nobody was unhappier about what they did than isaac and scott themselves.]

I'm really short on protein and iron, two feet or four feet version. Changing is a process. Could eat about half a cow.

[bloodthirsts]

I'm glad to hear they have their control back.

The Initiative really should give more thought towards the supernatural beings they've decided to forcibly employ.

[She pauses.]

... not that they had much choice in this case.

[werewolfing]

So are they.

The Initiative has a moon base, they knew it would be a problem, they should've been ready. It's taken care of now, anyway.

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[governorkang]

So that's why there's fur all over our quarters lately. [Slightly teasing.]

Permavid

[werewolfing]

Hey, I've only been in and out. And I don't shed.

Much.

[eyecontact]

So it's like in fairy tales...where you turn into a wolf on a full moon?
How does that work when you're on a whole moon all the time?

[voice]

[werewolfing]

Poorly. Could be worse for me, but believe it or not we're not really meant to be on the moon.

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[gevurah]

Why does it affect those two more and not you?

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[werewolfing]

Nope, not giving information out to strangers for free.

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[onblackwings]

Really? [ she looks... marginally impressed. ] Can you turn into anything else?

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[werewolfing]

Nope, I'm a one trick pony. Wolf or bust.

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[hyanaimne]

Oh, that was you . . .

I am glad to hear that they are alright.

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[werewolfing]

Sure was. Being around kept them a little calmer, so...

[there's probably a shrug here.]

All pacified and more or less good as new.

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[anotheryosuke]

oh so you guys ca turn back sometimes i guess??
even with the moon thats good to know i think
so are you like not a werewolf


also wha t do you mean theyre ok now did they turn back too

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[werewolfing]

im a werewolf

just a different kind than the other two

i mean theyre ok. got medicine and are all chilled out and shit

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[heroxide]

So, we have werewolves here? Fun "public service announcement". Do you howl at the moon? How about fetch?

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[werewolfing]

You missed the first one, I guess. Also, we're on the moon.

sorry so late dude

[lazyinlove]

oh right okay

no worries man

[werewolfing]

you want it?

where you at?

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[charming_jerk]

Werewolves, huh? That explains it.

My guess is it ain't the kind that bites you and makes you into one, huh? Otherwise youze'd have one fucked-up werewolf on yer hands right now.

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[werewolfing]

I'm the 'turns into an actual wolf' kind, not the 'sideburns and serious anger issues' kind. And I don't bite anybody.

[says the kid with a good start on a beard's worth of facial scruff.]

[text]

[freezerburned]

what so youre our keeper now?

[text]

[werewolfing]

god i hope not

could leave you to the tender mercies of the hero squad and your uncontrollable rage if youd rather