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[The video feed clicks on to show Heath in his quarters smiling widely at his audience]
Heeeey Exsilumites. Just trying that word out there, I think it works for us. It makes us sound way cooler than 'Transports', don't you think? Transports make us sound like we're, like, smuggled goods or something. Stuffed in some guys suitcase trying to sneak through customs.
[Wait, he had a point to this ramble, didn't he? He clears his throat]
ANYway, I noticed some of you guys have been getting all antsy about the werewolves, so I thought I'd give you some Monster High approved ways of keeping your werewolves happy. Just follow this advice and you shouldn't have to worry about being mauled unless you...you know antagonise them, and if you do that you're pretty much asking to be chewed on.
[He'll hold up a variety of toys to the camera. Squeaky chickens, tennis balls, even a Frisbee]
Now what all werewolves love is to play fetch. They'll chase pretty much anything. If you throw one of these things in the opposite direction you want to go, you can make sure the thing they're chasing isn't you. If you can't get any toys, sticks work too. ...Though I guess you can't get any sticks on the moon, unless there are like moon trees.
Are there moon trees?
[Back to the subject at hand, moon trees aren't important right now]
They also love steaks, so if you guys are heading out collecting stuff to bring back here, you should probably bring steaks. Not stakes. Because that's for a completely different monster and no one wants to encourage that kind of prejudice anyway.
So there you go! Remember that werewolves are just big adorable puppies in their fuzzy hearts and don't annoy them while they're suffering on the moon and everything will be A-OK. This has been a PSA by the Heathster. You've been a great audience!
Heeeey Exsilumites. Just trying that word out there, I think it works for us. It makes us sound way cooler than 'Transports', don't you think? Transports make us sound like we're, like, smuggled goods or something. Stuffed in some guys suitcase trying to sneak through customs.
[Wait, he had a point to this ramble, didn't he? He clears his throat]
ANYway, I noticed some of you guys have been getting all antsy about the werewolves, so I thought I'd give you some Monster High approved ways of keeping your werewolves happy. Just follow this advice and you shouldn't have to worry about being mauled unless you...you know antagonise them, and if you do that you're pretty much asking to be chewed on.
[He'll hold up a variety of toys to the camera. Squeaky chickens, tennis balls, even a Frisbee]
Now what all werewolves love is to play fetch. They'll chase pretty much anything. If you throw one of these things in the opposite direction you want to go, you can make sure the thing they're chasing isn't you. If you can't get any toys, sticks work too. ...Though I guess you can't get any sticks on the moon, unless there are like moon trees.
Are there moon trees?
[Back to the subject at hand, moon trees aren't important right now]
They also love steaks, so if you guys are heading out collecting stuff to bring back here, you should probably bring steaks. Not stakes. Because that's for a completely different monster and no one wants to encourage that kind of prejudice anyway.
So there you go! Remember that werewolves are just big adorable puppies in their fuzzy hearts and don't annoy them while they're suffering on the moon and everything will be A-OK. This has been a PSA by the Heathster. You've been a great audience!
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I haven't seen any real zombies around, and they move super slowly, so I'm sure I would have seen one by now.
That's so weird.
SKRM stands for Skultimate Roller Maze. It's a sport you play on rollerskates, I'm on my school's team. It's pretty rad.
Like 'scary' werewolves?
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also didnt i just say theyre not real zombies
its pretty weird i think even the hicps are purple but theyre actually pretty good
..like skulls??
do your rollerskates like have skulls o them or something i dont get it
but youre lucky i wasnt really in any clubs in school this year..
oh shut up
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So what are they?
...What's a hicps?
No, they're just regular rollerskates. They even came with me here. I have SKRM and I'm on the track team. Oh and the safety patrol.
You asked for that one.
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i feel like i didnt need to know that bu tnow im kinda curious its like a trainwreck
theyre atually revived or something thats what they tell me
..uh chips
they brought your rollerskates??
dude thats seriously so random
also youre in way too many clubs do you patrol at night...
did not
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Ohhhhh well if they're speaking actual words then they're not zombies. Zombies have their own language of groans.
You really need to run spellcheck on this thing.
I know right? It's not even like I can skate on the moon.
I need to do a lot to keep my mind active. And...no?
Did so.
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howd you even understand her do you speak zombie??
i dunno what else to call them revived people is too long
theres spellcheck??
you could probaly skate in the base but not that much
the VR room maybe
can you attach them to space suits
you sound like an old man you know, and dude what a waste
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Yeah, I do. It's a language. I learned it when I was a little kid. Lots of people speak zombie.
If they're not zombies how about just 'people'?
There's spellcheck on everything.
It's way too cramped for that. What's the VR room?
I don't know, I haven't tried.
It's because I'm a fire elemental, duh. My mind's like always busy, I have to have things I can try to focus on.
Did so
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i wanna hear zombie sometime!!
anyways no
the VR room i hear lets you call up anywehre you want so theres gotta be a lot of space in there
im thinking of checking it out but i dunno how to work it
so fire elementals are jus super add??
DID NOT
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Why not?
Oh wow, really? So it's like a simulator? That is so awesome.
Maybe there's a guide on the tablet somewhere.
Pretty much, yeah.
Did so. Just FYI I can keep this up forever.
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just cause
yeah i guess thatd be anoher word for it??
i think VR stands for virtual reality and dude it is awesome
its a little hard to sort stuff on the stablet i havent found any so far..
did not and dude we could be timetravleing and i could still do this you really wanna do this
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That's a cruddy reason.
Ma, I really need to check it out.
You definitely need it if you're calling it a stablet
I'm not scared of no time travelling. And also? Did so.
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unless you were totally lying about knowing their language
too bad
ah shut up typos happen to everybody
anways lemme know if you figure out how it works and stuff
did not i swear im going to send messages to the future or something dont make me
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And who would even lie about being able to speak zombie?
They happen to you pretty much constantly
Sure, will do, bro
Can you even do that? And did so.
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ive seen weirder lies
[May have told some himself, but shh.]
im not used to this keyboard and sometimes im walking
watch me also did not
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You can't type and walk? Did you grow up in the dark ages?
Fine, but it doesn't change the fact you did so.
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no we just didnt have real texting like tis
i mean my old cellphone was like half the size of this thing
did not
[Does he remember what they were arguing about? NOPE. Also, sorry in advance, Heath.]
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Did so!
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actually when are you from anyways
did not!
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It's 2013 for me.
Did so.
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im still gonna slack off school next year though!
did not
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Did so.
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schools out for the war and all!
did not!
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Sorry, teach, I couldn't do my homework because I had to fight in an interdimensional war.
Diiiiiiiiiiiiid so.
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also we got bombed and moved to the moon
weve got enogh excuses to last a few decades
did noooooooooooooooooooooot
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Did so.
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