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[The video feed clicks on to show Heath in his quarters smiling widely at his audience]

Heeeey Exsilumites. Just trying that word out there, I think it works for us. It makes us sound way cooler than 'Transports', don't you think? Transports make us sound like we're, like, smuggled goods or something. Stuffed in some guys suitcase trying to sneak through customs.

[Wait, he had a point to this ramble, didn't he? He clears his throat]

ANYway, I noticed some of you guys have been getting all antsy about the werewolves, so I thought I'd give you some Monster High approved ways of keeping your werewolves happy. Just follow this advice and you shouldn't have to worry about being mauled unless you...you know antagonise them, and if you do that you're pretty much asking to be chewed on.

[He'll hold up a variety of toys to the camera. Squeaky chickens, tennis balls, even a Frisbee]

Now what all werewolves love is to play fetch. They'll chase pretty much anything. If you throw one of these things in the opposite direction you want to go, you can make sure the thing they're chasing isn't you. If you can't get any toys, sticks work too. ...Though I guess you can't get any sticks on the moon, unless there are like moon trees.

Are there moon trees?

[Back to the subject at hand, moon trees aren't important right now]

They also love steaks, so if you guys are heading out collecting stuff to bring back here, you should probably bring steaks. Not stakes. Because that's for a completely different monster and no one wants to encourage that kind of prejudice anyway.

So there you go! Remember that werewolves are just big adorable puppies in their fuzzy hearts and don't annoy them while they're suffering on the moon and everything will be A-OK. This has been a PSA by the Heathster. You've been a great audience!

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There are not moon trees.

You have experience with werewolves?

Monster High?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I wanna play fetch with a werewolf!!!!!

I'm thinking your werewolves aren't like the one's in other universes.

[She looks rather amused at the idea of werewolves as 'big adorable puppies'.

And Monster High, really?]

Awww man, that's a burn.

I do! One of my best friends is a werewolf.

That's the school I attend. [Deliberately slowly] It's for monsters.

There's a whole pack of them here, man. You should totally give it a try.

[And that's how Bolin died]

Probably not, but it can't hurt to give it a try, right?

[Monster High is the coolest high school name and not at all foolish or marketed gosh]

Oh my gosh! That's so cool! What kind of monsters? Werewolves for sure I bet and then there were probably vampires and what are you and who else went to school with you and were tehre more zombies or any other shifters and what about from different cultures I mean the whole world has a lot of different monsters and were any corprorate people there?

Wow that's a lot of questions at once. Let me just fire these answers right backatcha. Monster High has pretty much every monster you can think of. We joined up with a werewolf and vampire school so we got a whole heap of those last term. I'm a fire elemental and we've got a lot of zombies and probably a couple of shifters. Monster High has exchange students, like we have a Chinese Dragon and an awesome Yeti who comes from other places to learn aaaaand what sort of corporate are we talking about here?

That would depend on if you're capable of making a quick escape if it turns out not to be the case.

Edited 2013-10-05 23:54 (UTC)

Werewolves aren't really a problem for me, but I'm a fast runner anyway.

[He'll just squint at the video picture for a moment, before sending her a charming smile] FYI: Loving the eyes, Gorgeous.

[Personally Seras prefers a nice silver bullet.]

Well that's good to know, though if you go trying to play fetch with the werewolves here... I'd advise you don't.

[Annd she looks surprised for a moment. Getting hit on by apparent teenagers isn't usually on her radar.]

Uh, thank you.

I have no idea about the corporate, but the rest is great! Fire elemental? That's so awesome! We've got people of all sorts here too, and some in a lot of those categories. We need to work together! THough our different werewolves are... well, just different from what you've described. It's not bad, just something to be aware of!

Fire elementals are pretty awesome, thanks. [He'll nod at the screen] Yeah, we got that working together thing down. We're the only school ever that integrates all the monster species. It's really neat.

I figured, but it's better than, you know, being scared of them. Scared normies do crazy things like form mobs with pitchforks.

[No Seras that's mean]

Why not? They're just wolves, it's not like they can hurt me.

[He'll continue that smile, just taking the gratitude as encouragement]

You're welcome! Ladies don't get told how rockin' their feature are enough in my opinion. And yours? Pretty darn rockin'.

[Tempest just . . . sighs. Children]

I think the only thing you may be correct about are the steaks.

Which reminds me, how do you feel about aliens? And yeah. Teamwork is the most important thing! Friendship too, but you can work on a team with even people you dislike, as long as you know good teamwork!

I think Exsiliumites sounds better than Transports, too.

The ones here might be somewhat different from the ones you know. Many people's worlds of origin are different.

Not to say that we should treat them horribly, but I think these werewolves might be different from the ones you're used to.

[Carol hasn't really tackled the issue of werewolves, even though she's heard a lot of news about them. The whole thing makes her nervous that there could be wolf monsters running around out there eating people, but Heath actually makes her feel more relaxed.]

S-so they aren't hurting anyone then? Everyone was panicked for no reason?

[ hold on. hold on, she's laughing. she's laughing so much. ]

Oh, you do love simplicity, don't you?

[Not when they deserve it.]

Well even if you're capable of defending yourself you shouldn't encourage others to do something potentially very dangerous. The only werewolf I ever met was definately not a big adorable puppy.

[Oh wow, um, she is not good at this sort of thing.]

That's very nice of you. The girls at your school must.... appreciate it.

I know, but it can't hurt to give it a try, right?

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