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[hotdate]

[The video feed clicks on to show Heath in his quarters smiling widely at his audience]

Heeeey Exsilumites. Just trying that word out there, I think it works for us. It makes us sound way cooler than 'Transports', don't you think? Transports make us sound like we're, like, smuggled goods or something. Stuffed in some guys suitcase trying to sneak through customs.

[Wait, he had a point to this ramble, didn't he? He clears his throat]

ANYway, I noticed some of you guys have been getting all antsy about the werewolves, so I thought I'd give you some Monster High approved ways of keeping your werewolves happy. Just follow this advice and you shouldn't have to worry about being mauled unless you...you know antagonise them, and if you do that you're pretty much asking to be chewed on.

[He'll hold up a variety of toys to the camera. Squeaky chickens, tennis balls, even a Frisbee]

Now what all werewolves love is to play fetch. They'll chase pretty much anything. If you throw one of these things in the opposite direction you want to go, you can make sure the thing they're chasing isn't you. If you can't get any toys, sticks work too. ...Though I guess you can't get any sticks on the moon, unless there are like moon trees.

Are there moon trees?

[Back to the subject at hand, moon trees aren't important right now]

They also love steaks, so if you guys are heading out collecting stuff to bring back here, you should probably bring steaks. Not stakes. Because that's for a completely different monster and no one wants to encourage that kind of prejudice anyway.

So there you go! Remember that werewolves are just big adorable puppies in their fuzzy hearts and don't annoy them while they're suffering on the moon and everything will be A-OK. This has been a PSA by the Heathster. You've been a great audience!

Comments

[snowghoul]

Not knowing if you can handle weather there. Or little oxygen. We will not be staying long.

[Like hell she'll let him try milking a yak. He'd probably torch the poor thing] No. You will not be touching yaks. I milk. You watch.

[hotdate]

I bet we'd still get detention.
Did so.

[hotdate]

I can handle anything. I handle getting frozen solid by you, right? [The lack of oxygen is a problem though. It sucks being made of fire] Hey it'll be long enough for you to enjoy it though, right?

[He sounds so relieved by that. Thank god he doesn't have to touch anything's udders] I am totally okay with that.

[anotheryosuke]

detentions NOTHING when you can time travel
did not

[snowghoul]

Yes, we stay long enough to briefly enjoy scenery.

[She smiles.] Good! [Finally, a disaster that is safely avoided!] What else we should do on mission?

[See, she's even asking him for his input! Abbey, ur such a good friend]

[small_berserker]

What kind of powers do they have?

[Because as far as Lily's concerned, everyone's circumstances are different.]

Does anyone else there have fire powers like you?

[hotdate]

Cool! Literally.

I don't know, is there anything else on the mountains that we can bring back here?

[She is the best friend. If only he'd paid attention to her when she talked about her homeland]

[hotdate]

I bet you could just time travel to the point where detention was over.
Did.



So.

[hotdate]

All kinds, just like there's all kinds of monsters. My best friend, Deuce? He's a gorgon. If people look directly into his eyes, they get turned to stone for couple of hours.

[He makes a considerate sound]

My cousin, he's half fire elemental, so he has a little. There's a dragon called Jinafire. She breathes fire. That's about it. There's not a whole lot of us. [Which is probably for the best]

[pabulously]

Oh. Yeah. [Damn, he thought he had found a street kid buddy. Sigh. Oh well.]

[hotdate]

[And lo, Heath is forever a massive disappointment]

Have...you ever gone hungry man? [Because what's not asking invasive questions?]

[spellwork]

There werewolves. Of course they want to maim us!

[collectedloot]

Maybe not in the station itself... I'm not sure if there's any programs left out there to watch.

[hotdate]

Except they really don't.

[hotdate]

...Well that just blows.

[anotheryosuke]

yeah eactly
i wonder if you could time travel to when you finish homework and tests too!
itd be the best

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[small_berserker]

Oh, wow! Do people recover okay after they're turned to stone? Like, they go back to normal after those couple of hours?

[Because that's kind of a scary power, even though just about anything can be scary if it's out of control.]

[hotdate]

So you'd never have to do them ever again. Perfect.

Did






So.

[hotdate]

Yeah, they're fine. It's happened to me a lot of times. You just feel kinda queasy, but it wears off.

[snowghoul]

[She shrugs.] Wishing we could bring yak here but not being so sure. Not good environment.

How good you are being at hunting? [Probably not. But still, she has a feeling he could be good at ONE thing she has her mind on.

All depends on whether he wants to get his hands dirty...]

[hotdate]

There's not a whole lot for a yak to eat here, unless they really dig those protein bars.

[There's a lengthy silence here] Oh sure, I go hunting all the time in the dangerous wilds of New Salem. I wrestled a beaver to the ground once.

[...Wait, Abbey doesn't get sarcasm] Abbey I haven't hunted anything in my life unless you count hunting out a good junk food place. There are none, FYI.

[small_berserker]

Oh, that's not so bad. I guess you'd just have to hope that you didn't get turned to stone in a really awkward position like if you were leaning over to pick up something you dropped...

[She thinks about it for a moment.]

Wouldn't your body feel stiff from being stuck in the same position for two hours?

[hotdate]

That's happened to me before. It helps to have almost zero dignity.

[A considerate pause]

A little, I guess. But only the same way you get if your foot falls asleep, y'know?

[pabulously]

Ahahaha, yeah. Kinda hard to avoid when you grow up on the street.

[hotdate]

Oh wow, really? Sorry man, that must have been tough.