There's not a whole lot for a yak to eat here, unless they really dig those protein bars.

[There's a lengthy silence here] Oh sure, I go hunting all the time in the dangerous wilds of New Salem. I wrestled a beaver to the ground once.

[...Wait, Abbey doesn't get sarcasm] Abbey I haven't hunted anything in my life unless you count hunting out a good junk food place. There are none, FYI.