017 ♐ Audio: Huff and puff. Or maybe more stomp and snort.

[musclebeast]

[There's a kind of mechanical whining on the feed when it opens at first, as if from a smaller machine, a higher pitch whir and him which eventually silences, only to be replaced by a few taps and once again more whining. After a few moments there's a sound similar to a sigh though- seems to border on the more frustrated end. An adjustment- perhaps to the mic, and the small mechanical sound seems to have drawn closer to what's being spoken into, or visa versa.]

I'm finding it to be exceptionally distasteful- the lack of culture here at times. The lack of something with tradition and true exceptional craft. I admit though, that I've been aloof to the the network lately, so maybe I haven't noticed some kind of creative stirring in this usually excremental pool of iniquitous and sassy degenerates.

[A pause, more mechanical whining, a breath.]

So I guess I'll give it a chance- though some I am aware of, minimal, so extremely so- of a few examples- but those who I'm not aware of- those that harbor some kind of artistic worth in this jambled mess of space and time riff raffs and stolen hoi polloi. To you I command to make known to me what types of artistic sway you or your worlds have. Preferably something held with extensive regard.

And don't start anything, let's keep this professional. I don't want to be made angry.

Comments

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes
D --> I do

[How understanding- normally people fluster him about it or get weird at him...]

[He will take a moment to pat his face and neck dry though.]

D --> Okay
D --> You can thank me by appeasing my curiosity
D --> What is the function of that robot with you, Squarewave

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He keeps me on my toes, makes sure I don't slack when it comes to spinnin' a few jams.
He serves as a baseline.
There's a line in his programming that causes some unfortunate persistence.
But he's a good buddy to have around regardless.

[musclebeast]

D --> Jams
D --> I assume you mean slam poetry
D --> I've had this conversation before, to a degree
D --> Slam poetry is very important to humans, or at least I've been told that

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In my time period, it's important to about 50% of humanity.
So, yes.
As a human, I absolutely verify that fact.

[musclebeast]

D --> Your time period
D --> What do you mean by that
D --> Are you from the past or present as compared to Dave Strider

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The future. Far, far into the future.

[Dirk is jealous everyone has apparently met Dave and he hasn't.]

So I heard something about you, bro.

[musclebeast]

D --> And then, the art of slam poetry because even more prevalent
D --> Interesting
D --> Are you quite skilled

omg shhh we don't talk about my dokis

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That depends on the qualifications here.
I think I'm ballin', but nevertheless I've never been able to defeat my bro Sawtooth in a face-off.

It's too late. I'm curious.

[musclebeast]

D --> Sawtooth, is he another of your creations
D --> Where is he, produce this master poet

HIDES FOREVER

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Like I said, bro, didn't bring him with me. No warning before this entire inter-dimensional trip and all.
Give me a little time, and maybe I'll upgrade Squarewave's programming.

Huhu.

[musclebeast]

D -->

[Give him a moment, he's not used to someone listening to him so well, he's getting moist again.]

[...]

[Okay, back.]

D --> Okay then
D --> When you're ready then
D --> Though that was an order, I e%pect it to be fulfilled eventually

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Haha.
Sir, yes sir.
It'll give me something to do, in any case.
Seeing as getting the hell out of here doesn't sound like the best option for anyone.

[musclebeast]

[The 'sir, yes sir' has him grinding his teeth now. He's a little worried for yet another keyboard at this point.]

D --> You're intelligent to realize that
D --> We don't have control over being here or not, it's a nuisance despite how e%citing it can be to be so controlled
D -->
D --> E%cuse me, I got a little distrot there for a moment

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I know better than to expend my energy on something with no profit margin.

[Wait. This guy seemed like such a dom. Maybe he's both?]

You're excused.
My only concern is energy.
That's pretty much a limited resource in every regard.

[musclebeast]

D --> Don't e%cuse me, I e%cuse myself
D --> Unless you
D --> Do it in a commanding manner, then perhaps
D --> I would accept that

[uncops]

I can't quite get a read on your fetishistic preferences.
Is it more effective to defer to your authority or demand that you show me your robotic prosthetics as soon as possible?

[biwinning]

don't call hiim 2iir.
iin2ta boner alert.
ju2t an fyii.

[musclebeast]

D --> Oh my God

[biwinning]

poppiing them left and riight by now.
humiiliiatiion kiink etc.

[musclebeast]

[Wow dude, a kink you're kind of triggering right now, stop.]

D --> Sollu%
D --> Stop
D --> Stop right now

[uncops]

Thanks for the tip.
I have to wonder if you know that from first-hand experience.

[musclebeast]

D --> Dirk
D --> Ignore his meddling

[uncops]

He's a friend of yours, I assume.

[biwinning]

yeah ii do but by all mean2 plea2e contiinue.

All this threadjacking.

[musclebeast]

D --> Don't just disclose that information