017 ♐ Audio: Huff and puff. Or maybe more stomp and snort.

[musclebeast]

[There's a kind of mechanical whining on the feed when it opens at first, as if from a smaller machine, a higher pitch whir and him which eventually silences, only to be replaced by a few taps and once again more whining. After a few moments there's a sound similar to a sigh though- seems to border on the more frustrated end. An adjustment- perhaps to the mic, and the small mechanical sound seems to have drawn closer to what's being spoken into, or visa versa.]

I'm finding it to be exceptionally distasteful- the lack of culture here at times. The lack of something with tradition and true exceptional craft. I admit though, that I've been aloof to the the network lately, so maybe I haven't noticed some kind of creative stirring in this usually excremental pool of iniquitous and sassy degenerates.

[A pause, more mechanical whining, a breath.]

So I guess I'll give it a chance- though some I am aware of, minimal, so extremely so- of a few examples- but those who I'm not aware of- those that harbor some kind of artistic worth in this jambled mess of space and time riff raffs and stolen hoi polloi. To you I command to make known to me what types of artistic sway you or your worlds have. Preferably something held with extensive regard.

And don't start anything, let's keep this professional. I don't want to be made angry.

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[uncops]

But now it feels like I'm intruding on something intimate.

[biwinning]

ii2 iit an iintru2iion iif you were handed an iinviitatiion wriitten iin gold?

[uncops]

Sorry, I'm not the polyamorous type.
Though, I can't deny I'm rather enjoying this conversation.

[biwinning]

ugh. no.
iit'2 not liike that.
we're troll2 2o iit work2 diifferently.

[uncops]

That explains a few things, sure.
Does your supposed rivalry with this guy qualify you as his kismesis?
Or do you just enjoy fuckin' with him.
Shortened and apostrophe'd appropriately so as to avoid confusion in meaning.

[biwinning]

yeah ii'm hii2 kii2me2ii2.
ii2 iit really that biig a deal?

[Meanwhile, he's just going "Fuck, fuck, fuck."]

[uncops]

I don't know what I was expecting, but for some reason it wasn't a confirmation.
Not a big deal, honestly just curious.

[biwinning]

what, you expected me two not own up two iit?

lurkin'

[musclebeast]

[A-aaww... hate boyfriendo, you admitted it so freely. His kokoro is beat beat.]

[uncops]

I guess it doesn't matter if you're already shackin' it up.
No risks involved with admitting it or not.

[biwinning]

why would there be rii2k2.
you're 2oundiing pretty fuckiing iinvolved iin what ii 2ay for a guy who ii2 a2kiing ju2t for the 2ake of curiio2iity.

[uncops]

[There are tons of risks with admitting feelings when you're not already together. You could lose the friendship. They could totally hate you. Maybe they don't even swing that way even though Dirk is reasonable sure that the target of his affections is at least open to the possibility. One wrong move could. Ruin. Everything!!]

It's a complicated human thing, don't worry your higher intelligence over it.
Congratulations to the both of you, though. Happy hating.

[biwinning]

...
whatever.