017 ♐ Audio: Huff and puff. Or maybe more stomp and snort.

[musclebeast]

[There's a kind of mechanical whining on the feed when it opens at first, as if from a smaller machine, a higher pitch whir and him which eventually silences, only to be replaced by a few taps and once again more whining. After a few moments there's a sound similar to a sigh though- seems to border on the more frustrated end. An adjustment- perhaps to the mic, and the small mechanical sound seems to have drawn closer to what's being spoken into, or visa versa.]

I'm finding it to be exceptionally distasteful- the lack of culture here at times. The lack of something with tradition and true exceptional craft. I admit though, that I've been aloof to the the network lately, so maybe I haven't noticed some kind of creative stirring in this usually excremental pool of iniquitous and sassy degenerates.

[A pause, more mechanical whining, a breath.]

So I guess I'll give it a chance- though some I am aware of, minimal, so extremely so- of a few examples- but those who I'm not aware of- those that harbor some kind of artistic worth in this jambled mess of space and time riff raffs and stolen hoi polloi. To you I command to make known to me what types of artistic sway you or your worlds have. Preferably something held with extensive regard.

And don't start anything, let's keep this professional. I don't want to be made angry.

Comments

Huhu.

[musclebeast]

D -->

[Give him a moment, he's not used to someone listening to him so well, he's getting moist again.]

[...]

[Okay, back.]

D --> Okay then
D --> When you're ready then
D --> Though that was an order, I e%pect it to be fulfilled eventually

[uncops]

Haha.
Sir, yes sir.
It'll give me something to do, in any case.
Seeing as getting the hell out of here doesn't sound like the best option for anyone.

[musclebeast]

[The 'sir, yes sir' has him grinding his teeth now. He's a little worried for yet another keyboard at this point.]

D --> You're intelligent to realize that
D --> We don't have control over being here or not, it's a nuisance despite how e%citing it can be to be so controlled
D -->
D --> E%cuse me, I got a little distrot there for a moment

[uncops]

I know better than to expend my energy on something with no profit margin.

[Wait. This guy seemed like such a dom. Maybe he's both?]

You're excused.
My only concern is energy.
That's pretty much a limited resource in every regard.

[musclebeast]

D --> Don't e%cuse me, I e%cuse myself
D --> Unless you
D --> Do it in a commanding manner, then perhaps
D --> I would accept that

[uncops]

I can't quite get a read on your fetishistic preferences.
Is it more effective to defer to your authority or demand that you show me your robotic prosthetics as soon as possible?

[musclebeast]

D --> On my what
D --> This suddenly became perple%ing
D --> What are you talking about
D --> Do you want to see my wares

[uncops]

I definitely want to see your wares.

[biwinning]

don't call hiim 2iir.
iin2ta boner alert.
ju2t an fyii.

[musclebeast]

D --> Oh my God

[biwinning]

poppiing them left and riight by now.
humiiliiatiion kiink etc.

[musclebeast]

[Wow dude, a kink you're kind of triggering right now, stop.]

D --> Sollu%
D --> Stop
D --> Stop right now

[biwinning]

be niice ii'm doiing you a favor.

[musclebeast]

D --> No you are not

[uncops]

Thanks for the tip.
I have to wonder if you know that from first-hand experience.

[musclebeast]

D --> Dirk
D --> Ignore his meddling

[uncops]

He's a friend of yours, I assume.

[musclebeast]

D --> No
D --> Unless by that you mean my enemy, my rival
D --> Then yes
D --> And it's my advice you discontinue any contact with that code diving brat

[uncops]

Wait.
Code diving?

[biwinning]

yeah ii do but by all mean2 plea2e contiinue.

All this threadjacking.

[musclebeast]

D --> Don't just disclose that information

Re: All this threadjacking.

[biwinning]

[IGNORING U AT THIS POINT EQU.]

[musclebeast]

[Flipping ouuuutt and sweating up a storm. Fuck, it's like the old testament in here, some get him an arc.]

[uncops]

But now it feels like I'm intruding on something intimate.

[biwinning]

ii2 iit an iintru2iion iif you were handed an iinviitatiion wriitten iin gold?