Lucy Heartfilia (
celestial_wizard) wrote in
exsilium2013-08-05 07:40 pm
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[ The feed turns on with Lucy sitting on the couch at her apartment, looking more cheerful. Her right arm is out of the sling, and she's even flexing it a little. ]
A while ago I was injured pretty badly from some weird ..person creature back. It was during the beach mission. I know a couple of you were concerned, so I thought I'd let you know this way - I've been given a clean bill of health. See? [ She flexes her arm again, moving it around. ]
It's a little stiff right now, but it's getting better. A lot better from ... from - [ She trails off at a bit of a racket outside, and gets to her feet, taking her device with her. And look, outside is Juvia's own stalker, Tank! Lucy doesn't appreciate his presence there. ]
What are you doing in front of my apartment?
"I'm luring my beloved to me with my dulcet tones of Lurve."
What.
"Just listen, and try to keep from throwing yourself at me, sweetcheeks. Juvie Baby this one is for you! *coughcoughaHEURMPH* o/~ I met her in a bar where she drank champagne that tasted like Coca-Cola..See Oh Ell Ay, Cola."
"o/~ She came up to me and asked me to dance. When I asked her name, in a dark blue voice she said JUUUUUVIA. J-U-V-...IA, JUVIA."
[ He couldn't sing on key if he tried. Sorry for your ears guys. And your eyes, as at this point he proceeds to mug for the camera, so to speak, throwing in all kinds of bizarre thrusting dance moves while Lucy makes grabbyhands for the network device. GIVE IT BACK. ]
"JUUUUUUUUUUUViaaaaaaa! Ju-ju-ju-jujuuuuuuuuuuuviaaaaaa~! Baba-ba-babaa BOOM,"
[ Ohgod. Ohgod he's pelvic thrusting. Someone please end her torment. JUVIA COME GET YOUR MAN. ]
[OOC: Blame Juvia SHE MADE ME DO IT. ]
A while ago I was injured pretty badly from some weird ..person creature back. It was during the beach mission. I know a couple of you were concerned, so I thought I'd let you know this way - I've been given a clean bill of health. See? [ She flexes her arm again, moving it around. ]
It's a little stiff right now, but it's getting better. A lot better from ... from - [ She trails off at a bit of a racket outside, and gets to her feet, taking her device with her. And look, outside is Juvia's own stalker, Tank! Lucy doesn't appreciate his presence there. ]
What are you doing in front of my apartment?
"I'm luring my beloved to me with my dulcet tones of Lurve."
What.
"Just listen, and try to keep from throwing yourself at me, sweetcheeks. Juvie Baby this one is for you! *coughcoughaHEURMPH* o/~ I met her in a bar where she drank champagne that tasted like Coca-Cola..See Oh Ell Ay, Cola."
"o/~ She came up to me and asked me to dance. When I asked her name, in a dark blue voice she said JUUUUUVIA. J-U-V-...IA, JUVIA."
[ He couldn't sing on key if he tried. Sorry for your ears guys. And your eyes, as at this point he proceeds to mug for the camera, so to speak, throwing in all kinds of bizarre thrusting dance moves while Lucy makes grabbyhands for the network device. GIVE IT BACK. ]
"JUUUUUUUUUUUViaaaaaaa! Ju-ju-ju-jujuuuuuuuuuuuviaaaaaa~! Baba-ba-babaa BOOM,"
[ Ohgod. Ohgod he's pelvic thrusting. Someone please end her torment. JUVIA COME GET YOUR MAN. ]
[OOC: Blame Juvia SHE MADE ME DO IT. ]

[ video ]
... perhaps I should speak to you later...
[ Seriously, what does he even say to that? ]
[ video ]
[ Lucy's managed to get her hands on the network device at least, and is tugging for all she's worth - to not avail. Tank is practically pulling her off the ground D: Nuu. ]
You have to help me!
[ Lucy. What the heck do you think Zeref can do D: ]
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I don't see how I'd be able to.
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Can't you ... well.. talk to him or something? He's not even listening to me!
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[ LOGIC. ]
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I also spent several centuries by myself on Tenrou Island.
[ With Mavis, granted. But he intentionally neglects to remind Lucy of that. ]
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[ You just don't want to catch whatever bout of crazy Tank has D: ]
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[ They're roommates, after all. ]
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[Video]
Sure it worked out in the end but Natsu still felt that failure quite sharply. Even so he had to reply to this video.]
It's great to see you back in business, Lucy!
[Though wait...what is that his ears pick up...Is that...singing?]
Uh Lucy?
[And then he hears the would be lyrics. He turns to look over his shoulder towards the door to Juvia's bedroom.]
Uh want me to get Juvia on the line?
[Video]
Yep! Another day or two and I bet I won't even feel the stiffness anymore.
[ Two guesses on who offered to help with massaging that stiff arm. The first one doesn't count. She rejected the offer of course. She perks up at the offer though, relieved. ]
Is she there?
[ OH please be there. The man is clearly nuts. ]
[Video]
[The smile is comforting even if he doesn't think he deserves it. As for massaging her arm? Well it's probably for the best if he doesn't hear about that. It would limit the potential damages.]
Cool!
[He can't help but look awkwardly as Lucy wrestles Tank for possession of her own Device.]
Well I can feel her scent coming from he room so I she should be in there.
[He never expected Juvia would end up being his roommate but it certainly was nice having a familiar face that close by.]
[Video]
Oh Edolas my eyes.
[ They will never be the same. She rubs her eyes, looking back at Natsu. ]
Good! Maybe'll she'll get this lunatic away from my door!
[ She was almost jealous that Juvia was with Natsu there. Almost. ]
[Video]
Why the heck is he even there? Doesn't he know where Juvia lives now?
[Natsu you should shut up before you find your head in a water lock!]
Let me get her then.
[He does want Tank away from Lucy. For several reasons. Some personal and some not. He walks over to Juvia's room and tries to open the door. Knocking? What's that?]
[Video]
I thought he did..! But no, i don't know why he's out here. Maybe he thinks she lives here - he did see Juvia leaving my apartment the other day.
[ And nodding. ] I'll... be here. [ He'.... he's posing now. But at least he's stopped singing for the moment. Still, it's just. God. Why. ]
[Video] Natsu had summon thee
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Hey Juvia it's that guy again looking for you over at Lucy's place.
[You know, in case you didn't see the horror show already.]
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Juvia knows....Don't tell him Juvia is here!
[Action]
But he's bothering Lucy. We gotta get him out of her place somehow.
[Action]
[Though she supposes if must go over there in the end she will, even if she wants to avoid Tank as much as possible]
[Action]
[After all Natsu does know the guy personally...sorta.]
[Action]
Juvia will go over to try and end this all.
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Thanks, Juvia.
[A slightly more serious tone than usual.]
[Video] COME GET YOUR MAN
[Video] OKAY BB. NO WAIT....HE'S YOUR MAN
[IS THIS A TRICK?!]
[Video] LATENESS IS FASHIONABLE. Also he's your BF.
[ Yes. I mean no! In the background, Tank can be heard. ]
Is that my Juviebaby? Love muffin where are you?
[Video] EVEN LATER. omg hi bff!
Can't you get one of your spirits to throw him out?
[Video] Are you trying to outfashion me? Also BFF = Boy Friend Forevah? :> How sweet!
[ Lucy sighs heavily. ]
They're tried - he just keeps coming back. Get rid of him already~!
[Video] Yes! Let's have a contest! And awww yeah~....Oh wait. NO!
Would Lucy protest to the use of Water Lock? [She'd probably use it anyway...but not kill him of course! Just use it to toss him out of the building]
[Video] TOO LATE
Didn't you try that once before? [ And it didn't really work. He came back, D: ]
[Video]
Um... Lucy-chan... are you okay?
[She didn't know she got injured... and it's nice to hear she's recovering! But... that guy...]
[Video]
I'm fine, Rise-chan. The only thing that's hurt is my ears.
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... Can't you just... go somewhere else? ... At least until he gives up...
[She'd invite Lucy to her place, but she's not risking this guy following her. Besides, she's pretty sure Nanami doesn't like unannounced guests in the apartment.]
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This guy is harmless - just really annoying. And I'm not letting someone like that chase me off from my own apartment. Juvia will come by here anyway, sooner or later, and get rid of him. I mean, if it gets really bad I can always call for Erza, or Natsu.
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Is he stalking you guys...? Isn't there somewhere you can go to take care of that?
[Even in this place, there has to be some kind of police or legal system!]
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[If it were her, she'd have had the guy hauled out a long time ago. But she's super cautious about things like stalkers. Because back home, they're rarely if ever harmless.]
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After a few minutes of watching this...*
T-that's not how you do sexy.
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[ Not that he's going to listen to anyone who says he is anything but awesome. ]
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Sheesh. What makes him so interested in Juvia anyways?