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[ The feed turns on with Lucy sitting on the couch at her apartment, looking more cheerful. Her right arm is out of the sling, and she's even flexing it a little. ]

A while ago I was injured pretty badly from some weird ..person creature back. It was during the beach mission. I know a couple of you were concerned, so I thought I'd let you know this way - I've been given a clean bill of health. See? [ She flexes her arm again, moving it around. ]

It's a little stiff right now, but it's getting better. A lot better from ... from - [ She trails off at a bit of a racket outside, and gets to her feet, taking her device with her. And look, outside is Juvia's own stalker, Tank! Lucy doesn't appreciate his presence there. ]

What are you doing in front of my apartment?

"I'm luring my beloved to me with my dulcet tones of Lurve."

What.

"Just listen, and try to keep from throwing yourself at me, sweetcheeks. Juvie Baby this one is for you! *coughcoughaHEURMPH* o/~ I met her in a bar where she drank champagne that tasted like Coca-Cola..See Oh Ell Ay, Cola."

"o/~ She came up to me and asked me to dance. When I asked her name, in a dark blue voice she said JUUUUUVIA. J-U-V-...IA, JUVIA."

[ He couldn't sing on key if he tried. Sorry for your ears guys. And your eyes, as at this point he proceeds to mug for the camera, so to speak, throwing in all kinds of bizarre thrusting dance moves while Lucy makes grabbyhands for the network device. GIVE IT BACK. ]

"JUUUUUUUUUUUViaaaaaaa! Ju-ju-ju-jujuuuuuuuuuuuviaaaaaa~! Baba-ba-babaa BOOM,"

[ Ohgod. Ohgod he's pelvic thrusting. Someone please end her torment. JUVIA COME GET YOUR MAN. ]

[OOC: Blame Juvia SHE MADE ME DO IT. ]

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[ Zeref looked like he was about to say something when the singing began. He was about to say he was glad to see her up and about, and that her arm was healing, but... well... ]

... perhaps I should speak to you later...

[ Seriously, what does he even say to that? ]

Weh--? Don't leave!

[ Lucy's managed to get her hands on the network device at least, and is tugging for all she's worth - to not avail. Tank is practically pulling her off the ground D: Nuu. ]

You have to help me!

[ Lucy. What the heck do you think Zeref can do D: ]

This... isn't my area of expertise, Lucy. [ Unless you're asking him to kill Tank, and even then he doesn't think that's warranted. ]

I don't see how I'd be able to.

[ No! She doesn't want to kill the man! Just ... make him go away D: ]

Can't you ... well.. talk to him or something? He's not even listening to me!

And what makes you think he'd be any more likely to listen to me?

Um -- well..! You're a guy too!

[ LOGIC. ]

[ ... ]

I also spent several centuries by myself on Tenrou Island.

[ With Mavis, granted. But he intentionally neglects to remind Lucy of that. ]

Well -- uh -- it's... it's a learning experience!

[ You just don't want to catch whatever bout of crazy Tank has D: ]

Why isn't Natsu doing this?

He's getting Juvia right now.

What about Erza? I haven't seen her yet today.

[ They're roommates, after all. ]

She's not there? Nn, maybe she's on her way over right now then!

Hopefully. I won't lie when I say I really don't want to do this.

[Natsu hasn't shown his face around Lucy all that often ever since his failed attempt to retrieve Leo from that freak that hurt her in the first place. After all it was a promise he failed to keep and that was something he never liked.

Sure it worked out in the end but Natsu still felt that failure quite sharply. Even so he had to reply to this video.]

It's great to see you back in business, Lucy!

[Though wait...what is that his ears pick up...Is that...singing?]

Uh Lucy?

[And then he hears the would be lyrics. He turns to look over his shoulder towards the door to Juvia's bedroom.]

Uh want me to get Juvia on the line?

[ She's noticed his absence - and she missed his frequent visits. She'd thought that it might have been because he was worried about her injury. She'd have risked it anyway, even if that was the case. But she smiles for her friend. ]

Yep! Another day or two and I bet I won't even feel the stiffness anymore.

[ Two guesses on who offered to help with massaging that stiff arm. The first one doesn't count. She rejected the offer of course. She perks up at the offer though, relieved. ]

Is she there?

[ OH please be there. The man is clearly nuts. ]

[She better not drop by the training rooms then. She might see him in not the best of states while there.]

[The smile is comforting even if he doesn't think he deserves it. As for massaging her arm? Well it's probably for the best if he doesn't hear about that. It would limit the potential damages.]

Cool!

[He can't help but look awkwardly as Lucy wrestles Tank for possession of her own Device.]

Well I can feel her scent coming from he room so I she should be in there.

[He never expected Juvia would end up being his roommate but it certainly was nice having a familiar face that close by.]

[ Except she will. And she'll carry him back to her place and make sure he -RESTS- damnit. Worrying her like he does. FOr shame. She finally manages to wrest control of her device, stumbling back a little. Tank continues to dance because the music has taken him. ]

Oh Edolas my eyes.

[ They will never be the same. She rubs her eyes, looking back at Natsu. ]

Good! Maybe'll she'll get this lunatic away from my door!

[ She was almost jealous that Juvia was with Natsu there. Almost. ]

[Dammit he was sure he'd covered all the bases. Oh well they would cross that bridge when they came to it.]

Why the heck is he even there? Doesn't he know where Juvia lives now?

[Natsu you should shut up before you find your head in a water lock!]

Let me get her then.

[He does want Tank away from Lucy. For several reasons. Some personal and some not. He walks over to Juvia's room and tries to open the door. Knocking? What's that?]

[ A valiant effort, but he understimated Lucy's persistence! Or curiosity.. or.. something. Well yes they'll cross the bridge when they get to it later. ]

I thought he did..! But no, i don't know why he's out here. Maybe he thinks she lives here - he did see Juvia leaving my apartment the other day.

[ And nodding. ] I'll... be here. [ He'.... he's posing now. But at least he's stopped singing for the moment. Still, it's just. God. Why. ]

[THIS FACE. JUST THIS FACE FOREVER AND EVER]

[And her door opens before Natsu's voice comes over from her end of the line.]

Hey Juvia it's that guy again looking for you over at Lucy's place.

[You know, in case you didn't see the horror show already.]

[Juvia just covers her face when Natsu enters. THIS IS HORRIBLE OKAY]

Juvia knows....Don't tell him Juvia is here!

[Natsu arches an eyebrow at Juvia's reaction. It's not like she liked the guy so why act all shy and stuff?]

But he's bothering Lucy. We gotta get him out of her place somehow.

But doesn't Lucy have her spirits?

[Though she supposes if must go over there in the end she will, even if she wants to avoid Tank as much as possible]

I don't think even that's gonna stop him.

[After all Natsu does know the guy personally...sorta.]

[She heaves a sigh]

Juvia will go over to try and end this all.

[He lets out a relieved sigh. To be honest he's not ready to face Lucy in the person. Not after letting her down like he did.]

Thanks, Juvia.

[A slightly more serious tone than usual.]

Juvia! You have to come here!

Why does Juvia have to go over there?!

[IS THIS A TRICK?!]

Because he's looking for YOU!

[ Yes. I mean no! In the background, Tank can be heard. ]

Is that my Juviebaby? Love muffin where are you?

Juvia doesn't want to talk to you right now! [Said to Tank, before she turn her attention to Lucy]

Can't you get one of your spirits to throw him out?

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Aww babycakes don't be so cold! I got you somethin too!

[ Lucy sighs heavily. ]

They're tried - he just keeps coming back. Get rid of him already~!

Juvia doesn't want it! [skfsfks;] Please Mr. Tank, leave Juvia alone.

Would Lucy protest to the use of Water Lock? [She'd probably use it anyway...but not kill him of course! Just use it to toss him out of the building]

Why would I do that, my lovely lady love? Are you angry with me for spending so much time with this other girl here? She means nothing to me, baby!"

Didn't you try that once before? [ And it didn't really work. He came back, D: ]

[Rise responds to this entry a while later. Hoping the strange man who definitely can not sing would have left by then.]

Um... Lucy-chan... are you okay?

[She didn't know she got injured... and it's nice to hear she's recovering! But... that guy...]

[ Nnnnnnnnnnnope, he's still singing. Kind of impressive how persistent he is really. ]

I'm fine, Rise-chan. The only thing that's hurt is my ears.

[Oh... well. It's okay. Rise won't hang up right away, or anything. Showing solidarity with her friend, and all that.]

... Can't you just... go somewhere else? ... At least until he gives up...

[She'd invite Lucy to her place, but she's not risking this guy following her. Besides, she's pretty sure Nanami doesn't like unannounced guests in the apartment.]

[ It's okay, she'd refuse anyway. ]

This guy is harmless - just really annoying. And I'm not letting someone like that chase me off from my own apartment. Juvia will come by here anyway, sooner or later, and get rid of him. I mean, if it gets really bad I can always call for Erza, or Natsu.

[Harmless or not, this isn't something Lucy should have to tolerate!]

Is he stalking you guys...? Isn't there somewhere you can go to take care of that?

[Even in this place, there has to be some kind of police or legal system!]

Relax Rise-chan! He's a cream puff. [ If any of the wizards /really/ were annoyed by his being there, he would have been dealt with long ago. They're not going ot rely on some random policeman, that'd be insulting. ]

Well... I guess if that's all he really does...

[If it were her, she'd have had the guy hauled out a long time ago. But she's super cautious about things like stalkers. Because back home, they're rarely if ever harmless.]

*Pidonus watches the video, about to say "hi" and all when... Tank shows up.

After a few minutes of watching this...*

T-that's not how you do sexy.

Try telling him that.

[ Not that he's going to listen to anyone who says he is anything but awesome. ]

Some people... Sheesh.

Sheesh. What makes him so interested in Juvia anyways?

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