celestial_wizard: (Sexy and I know it?)
Lucy Heartfilia ([personal profile] celestial_wizard) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-08-05 07:40 pm

[ Video/Action ]

[ The feed turns on with Lucy sitting on the couch at her apartment, looking more cheerful. Her right arm is out of the sling, and she's even flexing it a little. ]

A while ago I was injured pretty badly from some weird ..person creature back. It was during the beach mission. I know a couple of you were concerned, so I thought I'd let you know this way - I've been given a clean bill of health. See? [ She flexes her arm again, moving it around. ]

It's a little stiff right now, but it's getting better. A lot better from ... from - [ She trails off at a bit of a racket outside, and gets to her feet, taking her device with her. And look, outside is Juvia's own stalker, Tank! Lucy doesn't appreciate his presence there. ]

What are you doing in front of my apartment?

"I'm luring my beloved to me with my dulcet tones of Lurve."

What.

"Just listen, and try to keep from throwing yourself at me, sweetcheeks. Juvie Baby this one is for you! *coughcoughaHEURMPH* o/~ I met her in a bar where she drank champagne that tasted like Coca-Cola..See Oh Ell Ay, Cola."

"o/~ She came up to me and asked me to dance. When I asked her name, in a dark blue voice she said JUUUUUVIA. J-U-V-...IA, JUVIA."

[ He couldn't sing on key if he tried. Sorry for your ears guys. And your eyes, as at this point he proceeds to mug for the camera, so to speak, throwing in all kinds of bizarre thrusting dance moves while Lucy makes grabbyhands for the network device. GIVE IT BACK. ]

"JUUUUUUUUUUUViaaaaaaa! Ju-ju-ju-jujuuuuuuuuuuuviaaaaaa~! Baba-ba-babaa BOOM,"

[ Ohgod. Ohgod he's pelvic thrusting. Someone please end her torment. JUVIA COME GET YOUR MAN. ]

[OOC: Blame Juvia SHE MADE ME DO IT. ]

[Video] Yes! Let's have a contest! And awww yeah~....Oh wait. NO!

[personal profile] drizzling 2013-08-16 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Juvia doesn't want it! [skfsfks;] Please Mr. Tank, leave Juvia alone.

Would Lucy protest to the use of Water Lock? [She'd probably use it anyway...but not kill him of course! Just use it to toss him out of the building]