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[celestial_wizard]

[ The feed turns on with Lucy sitting on the couch at her apartment, looking more cheerful. Her right arm is out of the sling, and she's even flexing it a little. ]

A while ago I was injured pretty badly from some weird ..person creature back. It was during the beach mission. I know a couple of you were concerned, so I thought I'd let you know this way - I've been given a clean bill of health. See? [ She flexes her arm again, moving it around. ]

It's a little stiff right now, but it's getting better. A lot better from ... from - [ She trails off at a bit of a racket outside, and gets to her feet, taking her device with her. And look, outside is Juvia's own stalker, Tank! Lucy doesn't appreciate his presence there. ]

What are you doing in front of my apartment?

"I'm luring my beloved to me with my dulcet tones of Lurve."

What.

"Just listen, and try to keep from throwing yourself at me, sweetcheeks. Juvie Baby this one is for you! *coughcoughaHEURMPH* o/~ I met her in a bar where she drank champagne that tasted like Coca-Cola..See Oh Ell Ay, Cola."

"o/~ She came up to me and asked me to dance. When I asked her name, in a dark blue voice she said JUUUUUVIA. J-U-V-...IA, JUVIA."

[ He couldn't sing on key if he tried. Sorry for your ears guys. And your eyes, as at this point he proceeds to mug for the camera, so to speak, throwing in all kinds of bizarre thrusting dance moves while Lucy makes grabbyhands for the network device. GIVE IT BACK. ]

"JUUUUUUUUUUUViaaaaaaa! Ju-ju-ju-jujuuuuuuuuuuuviaaaaaa~! Baba-ba-babaa BOOM,"

[ Ohgod. Ohgod he's pelvic thrusting. Someone please end her torment. JUVIA COME GET YOUR MAN. ]

[OOC: Blame Juvia SHE MADE ME DO IT. ]

Comments

[ video ]

[deathsought]

[ Zeref looked like he was about to say something when the singing began. He was about to say he was glad to see her up and about, and that her arm was healing, but... well... ]

... perhaps I should speak to you later...

[ Seriously, what does he even say to that? ]

[ video ]

[celestial_wizard]

Weh--? Don't leave!

[ Lucy's managed to get her hands on the network device at least, and is tugging for all she's worth - to not avail. Tank is practically pulling her off the ground D: Nuu. ]

You have to help me!

[ Lucy. What the heck do you think Zeref can do D: ]

[ video ]

[deathsought]

This... isn't my area of expertise, Lucy. [ Unless you're asking him to kill Tank, and even then he doesn't think that's warranted. ]

I don't see how I'd be able to.

[ video ]

[celestial_wizard]

[ No! She doesn't want to kill the man! Just ... make him go away D: ]

Can't you ... well.. talk to him or something? He's not even listening to me!

[ video ]

[deathsought]

And what makes you think he'd be any more likely to listen to me?

[ video ]

[celestial_wizard]

Um -- well..! You're a guy too!

[ LOGIC. ]

[ video ]

[deathsought]

[ ... ]

I also spent several centuries by myself on Tenrou Island.

[ With Mavis, granted. But he intentionally neglects to remind Lucy of that. ]

[ video ]

[celestial_wizard]

Well -- uh -- it's... it's a learning experience!

[ You just don't want to catch whatever bout of crazy Tank has D: ]

[ video ]

[deathsought]

Why isn't Natsu doing this?

[ video ]

[celestial_wizard]

He's getting Juvia right now.

[ video ]

[deathsought]

What about Erza? I haven't seen her yet today.

[ They're roommates, after all. ]

[ video ]

[celestial_wizard]

She's not there? Nn, maybe she's on her way over right now then!

[ video ]

[deathsought]

Hopefully. I won't lie when I say I really don't want to do this.