4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

[duplicitoussight]

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

For those who are brave enough to take up the offer, please fill out this chart:

Name:
Age:
Birthplace: (Leave blank if you aren’t from Earth.)
Time of Birth:
Date of Birth: (Use the Earth calendar if you know it!)
Are you in a relationship?:
Your favorite color:
Do you like flowers?:
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

Thank you for your patronage~~ (◡‿◡✿)

((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

[duplicitoussight]

Anonymous sources beg to differ (ﾉ´ｰ`)ﾉ

[vimdicare]

What sources??

[duplicitoussight]

I said already, didn't I??
They're anonymous.

[vimdicare]

I see.

Then as punishment, fill out the form to me. I'll use special divination techniques to give you a fortune.

[duplicitoussight]

Don't you have it backwards?? You come here to have your fortune told, not to tell the fortune of the people offering them!

[vimdicare]

I promise to give an accurate fortune. Please fill it out for me?

[duplicitoussight]

Fine, fine. When a girl asks so nicely I can't refuse. Please give me a good fortune, Erika~

Name: Kano Shuuya
Age: 17
Birthplace: Japan
Time of Birth: It's a mystery!
Date of Birth: May 10
Are you in a relationship?: Nope!
Your favorite color: Black
Do you like flowers?: Yup, especially when they're given to me in bouquets!
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself: I rarely sleep in bed~

[vimdicare]

Key traits are persistence, mental alertness and inner mind. You never show your true feelings unless they're pleasant ones. You refuse to let people see any other side to you. You will accomplish your goal through any means. You have many loyal friends. As an aside, you will have more than one child.

Hm, not a bad reading, is it?

[duplicitoussight]

[A jab for a jab. Fair enough.]

∑(O_O；) More than one?!
I hope they aren't accidents.

[vimdicare]

Do you sleep with so many people that you might have an accident? Or possibly you'd be too excited to lose your virginity and finish fast! Then you'd forget the condom, right? Please don't reproduce.

[duplicitoussight]

[He's glad this is over text, so glad--]

I meant in the future?! (」゜ロ゜)」
Uwah, Erika-chan, your mind is pretty dirty!

[vimdicare]

But I meant in the future too!

So Kano is already thinking about that with some girl! Oh, I see now, I get it...

＼(;´□｀)/ Please use a condom even if you'll definitely come too fast! Should I send you some?

PRIVATE

[duplicitoussight]

That's too hasty of a conclusion!!! I never said anything of that sort!

NOT PRIVATE

[vimdicare]

But now that you've said it like that, it's true, right? How dirty... That poor girl...

Don't worry! I won't tell anyone what you just said about her! That's a secret ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ

NOT PRIVATE; I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

[duplicitoussight]

I didn't say anything about that girl! Uwah, Erika, you're a real bully today!

[vimdicare]

Huh? So there really is a 'that girl' in the first place? Oh, using my reasoning, I knew that already, but it's always nice to get confirmation.

Congratulations! （*＾ω＾）人（＾ω＾*）

But please still don't reproduce.

[duplicitoussight]

I didn't have any plans to reproduce, rest assured. You won't hear any crying babies anytime soon.

[Not addressing the other parts!!!!!!]

[vimdicare]

You're acting really suspicious, Kano! Is there a reason for that? I'm sure no one is reading our silly conversation.

[duplicitoussight]

Ah, you'd be surprised how many fellow detectives there are out there.

PRIVATE LOOK SHE'S BEING NICEISH

[vimdicare]

But you're already giving the wrong impression. You need to manage yourself better in public! Otherwise it'll just cause more disasters. Well, I can't blame you for getting flustered by me, though. It's my job after all. But practice more, okay?

PRIVATE SMALL RELIEF

[duplicitoussight]

You say it as though you'll be planning to push me around some more in the future.

Private

[vimdicare]

Of course I will. You're a lot of fun. And I like talking to you, so why wouldn't I pester you endlessly?

[Weird tsunderes.]

Private

[duplicitoussight]

In that case, maybe I should pick up detective work to give Erika more of a challenge~

Private

[vimdicare]

Would you? I'm really bored! There's no purpose for me here otherwise.

Private

[duplicitoussight]

Maybe~ But I'm not as excellent of a stalker as our dear Erika is, or as dedicated! So it'll be under consideration~