4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

[duplicitoussight]

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

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((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

PRIVATE LOOK SHE'S BEING NICEISH

[vimdicare]

But you're already giving the wrong impression. You need to manage yourself better in public! Otherwise it'll just cause more disasters. Well, I can't blame you for getting flustered by me, though. It's my job after all. But practice more, okay?

PRIVATE SMALL RELIEF

[duplicitoussight]

You say it as though you'll be planning to push me around some more in the future.

Private

[vimdicare]

Of course I will. You're a lot of fun. And I like talking to you, so why wouldn't I pester you endlessly?

[Weird tsunderes.]

Private

[duplicitoussight]

In that case, maybe I should pick up detective work to give Erika more of a challenge~

Private

[vimdicare]

Would you? I'm really bored! There's no purpose for me here otherwise.

Private

[duplicitoussight]

Maybe~ But I'm not as excellent of a stalker as our dear Erika is, or as dedicated! So it'll be under consideration~

Private

[vimdicare]

I'm not dedicated, just bored. If I'm not bored, then I don't care. It's really simple. If you want me to stalk you less, you should keep me entertained! This isn't bad.

Private

[duplicitoussight]

In that case, would you like me to tell stand-up jokes or to juggle for you?

Private

[vimdicare]

No way your jokes cause me physical pain.

Private

[duplicitoussight]

Stand-up jokes it is then! (⌒▽⌒)☆