exsilium | 4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

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4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

For those who are brave enough to take up the offer, please fill out this chart:

Name:
Age:
Birthplace: (Leave blank if you aren’t from Earth.)
Time of Birth:
Date of Birth: (Use the Earth calendar if you know it!)
Are you in a relationship?:
Your favorite color:
Do you like flowers?:
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

Thank you for your patronage~~ (◡‿◡✿)

((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I'm hurt that you'd assume that I'd trick someone into working with me!!! Σ(-`Д´-ﾉ；)ﾉ

It's actually extremely likely.

We're business partners in this endeavor~
We're both on equal footing~
Say, say, wouldn't you want to try, Shintaro~?

Absolutely not. Even if I did, you'll just bullshit up some terrible fortune just to kick my self esteem to next week.

I wouldn't do that!! (」゜ロ゜)」
I take this really seriously...
I'd genuinely try my best to find you the best future, Kisaragi-chan.

[that sounds creepily truthful kano. he hasn't forgotten anything omg.]

The ominous chill I get down my spine warns me not to ask for your help.

[why is he always considered creepy when he tells the truth...]

'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.'
Besides, we're in the same gang. If I bullied you, Kido would punch me.

She punches you when you make fun of her and that hasn't stopped you so why should that comment be of comfort to me???

Aren't we friends?
You can trust me. Definitely!

That's questionable.

If I give you a favorable reading would you believe me?? ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ

My anti-Ene defenses are way too strong for me to give those words a chance.

You seem like you'd be a Virgo, Shintaro, because of your NEET status.
Are you a Virgo??

You go apologize to all the Virgos in the world for that comment. I'm a Taurus.

Uwah, no way!!!!!
I'm a Taurus as well!!
This must be fate~ (*≧▽≦)

I don't like that fate!!

Sometimes I think you don't want me around with the way you act around me loool (｀・ω・´)”

[!!!!!

~~If I were able to get even a little bit closer to the answer, then these days could've continued forever.~~]

Um, no. That's not what I mean...

Sorry.

[Oh... wait... that was being taken seriously...?]

Eh? What's that sorry for? (●⌒∇⌒●)

It's not that I don't want you around.

[...]

Even if Shintaro didn't want me around, he'd be hard-pressed to get rid of me.
Kido sometimes says I'm like an annoying plague.

That's... harsh.

[He's glad this is text. He shakes his head. "I won't go," followed by flowers sitting on a desk. Liars.]

Aah, but, it was a joke, so...

[There's a reason why Kano likes using text for the network. It's these small moments that pop up unexpected.]

I knew that.
Shintaro didn't seem to, though.
Your sense of humor has really withered during your exile indoors lol

I promise you it was worse before the exile.

Ah, you really need to learn from your little sister.

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