4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

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ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

For those who are brave enough to take up the offer, please fill out this chart:

Name:
Age:
Birthplace: (Leave blank if you aren’t from Earth.)
Time of Birth:
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Are you in a relationship?:
Your favorite color:
Do you like flowers?:
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

Thank you for your patronage~~ (◡‿◡✿)

((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

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[!!!!!

If I were able to get even a little bit closer to the answer, then these days could've continued forever.]

Um, no. That's not what I mean...

Sorry.

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[Oh... wait... that was being taken seriously...?]

Eh? What's that sorry for? (●⌒∇⌒●)

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It's not that I don't want you around.

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Even if Shintaro didn't want me around, he'd be hard-pressed to get rid of me.
Kido sometimes says I'm like an annoying plague.

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That's... harsh.

[He's glad this is text. He shakes his head. "I won't go," followed by flowers sitting on a desk. Liars.]

Aah, but, it was a joke, so...

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[There's a reason why Kano likes using text for the network. It's these small moments that pop up unexpected.]

I knew that.
Shintaro didn't seem to, though.
Your sense of humor has really withered during your exile indoors lol

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I promise you it was worse before the exile.

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Ah, you really need to learn from your little sister.

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I'll pass. Momo's better for that sort of thing than I am.

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That's no way to act if you want to shed your hikiNEET status~!

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I can't call myself a hikikomori if I'm being dragged out of the apartment at the rate I am.

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You almost sound regretful about it.

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You try having your lifestyle of two years ripped away from you the way mine way!

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There, there.
Ene's found you a decent support group with us d=(´▽｀)=b

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It'd help if Ene still wasn't causing me stress, though.

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That's your own problem lol

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WOW so much for a support group!

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You can't expect others to deal with those sorts of problems with you.
You have to tackle them yourself!

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I can't believe even for a moment I tried to expect something from you.

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Shintaro has to face the world himself at one point. It'll be time soon enough for him to be an adult anyway, right?

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Fine fine. I get it I'll try to be independent Kano-san-sama

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Uwah, look at my little boy growing up (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

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Wow creepy?? I'm not your little boy.

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In the Dan's hearts you always will be~
Please let me know how your independent growth goes~

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What if I don't want to?