4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

[duplicitoussight]

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

For those who are brave enough to take up the offer, please fill out this chart:

Name:
Age:
Birthplace: (Leave blank if you aren’t from Earth.)
Time of Birth:
Date of Birth: (Use the Earth calendar if you know it!)
Are you in a relationship?:
Your favorite color:
Do you like flowers?:
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

Thank you for your patronage~~ (◡‿◡✿)

((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

[superfiber]

Do you really expect anyone to believe this?

[velveteened]

How insulting! We take our craft very seriously.

[superfiber]

Obviously you don't if you're not doing it in person. Are you even getting money for this sham?

[velveteened]

The good of everyone is the only payment we need, of course.

[superfiber]

Eh? How idiotic. If you're not getting paid, then this is even more ridiculous than I first imagined.

[velveteened]

Hahah well thank you!

( oz that wasn't a compliment?? )

[superfiber]

...That wasn't a compliment.

[velveteened]

Well even so. There are a lot worse things than being a little ridiculous, right? o(^▽^)o

[superfiber]

This is a lot ridiculous. Not to mention absolutely moronic.

[velveteened]

Anything else?

[superfiber]

Did I say pointless?

[velveteened]

Not yet!

[superfiber]

[Wow Nezumi can't handle Oz.]

What are you even trying to accomplish?

[velveteened]

( /is aggressively cheerful at!!! )

Doesn't it say in the original message?

[superfiber]

In reality, you're just bored, aren't you.

[duplicitoussight]

Ah, it looks like we have a cynic here (｀・ω・´)”

[superfiber]

You don't need cynicism to realize this is a pointless farce.

[duplicitoussight]

Pointless??? How rude!
We're just doing our best to help out the people of Exsilium gain control over their daily lives~

[superfiber]

I think buying a fortune cookie would be less pointless than this.

[duplicitoussight]

... I do have some fortune cookies if you want them.

[superfiber]

No.

[You can almost hear the disgruntled pouting in his text message.]

[duplicitoussight]

Come on, now. If you're here you must be a little curious about your future!

[superfiber]

You can't even create a fake future with the information you're asking for.

[duplicitoussight]

That's a matter of opinion~

[superfiber]

Fine. You've piqued my interest. Let me see what you have to say.

Name: Nezumi
Age: 16
Birthplace: Forest
Time of Birth: I don't know.
Date of Birth: I don't know.
Are you in a relationship?: No.
Your favorite color: I don't care.
Do you like flowers?: Not particularly.
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself: I cam recite Shakespeare's Macbeth by heart forward and backwards.