4 | Joint Text | Subject: ☆★☆★☆

[duplicitoussight]

ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ Hello again, Exsilium!! It’s been a while, hasn’t it? Now, now, everyone’s been fretting over the future of this city, but there’s no need to worry. There's a simple solution that's sure to settle your troubled minds for a little while! Through the use of a very special technique, we’ll be able to tell you exactly what’s in store for you. The method is top secret but 100% effective!

For those who are brave enough to take up the offer, please fill out this chart:

Name:
Age:
Birthplace: (Leave blank if you aren’t from Earth.)
Time of Birth:
Date of Birth: (Use the Earth calendar if you know it!)
Are you in a relationship?:
Your favorite color:
Do you like flowers?:
Tell us one interesting fact about yourself:

Thank you for your patronage~~ (◡‿◡✿)

((Oz & Kano will be replying to comments! This post is generally open to threadjacking.))

Comments

[velveteened]

Not yet!

[superfiber]

[Wow Nezumi can't handle Oz.]

What are you even trying to accomplish?

[velveteened]

( /is aggressively cheerful at!!! )

Doesn't it say in the original message?

[superfiber]

In reality, you're just bored, aren't you.

[velveteened]

Hahahah. Well, were you bored before you started replying to this?

[superfiber]

Why would you think that?

[velveteened]

Or maybe you just have a strong sense of justice, to reply even when you don't have to, to make sure we're not scamming anyone?

[superfiber]

Hardly.

[velveteened]

So you were bored!

[superfiber]

[You can really almost hear Nezumi's scowling.]

And you weren't?

[velveteened]

So if there's a way to help alleviate peoples' boredom in a way that isn't scary or dangerous, don't you think that's a good thing?

[superfiber]

I wouldn't say getting tricked by fake fortunes is an exactly productive thing to do when you're bored.

[velveteened]

That's only if anyone really gets tricked. Between you and me —

I don't think anyone believes them at all ;)

[superfiber]

You're underestimating the naivete of the populace a bit.

[velveteened]

Do you think so?

[superfiber]

Definitely. They're pretty stupid.