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[You've probably seen this kid running around for the last two weeks, shrieking excitedly when he notices you're a human being (or fish person, or troll, or whatever; he's pretty excitable). But it's only now he attacks the network, all smiles and cheer.]

Holy SCHMAO, you guys, I've never seen so many humans! This is amazing! Where I'm from-- well, my name is Finn, first off! Finn the Human, from the land of Ooo! I'm basically a knight there, it's pretty great. I fight evil and stuff with my brother! But I'm the last human being ever, and I've never seen any others before-- but here you all are! Which is awesome! We should all get together and talk about human stuff. What do you eat? Do you like bacon pancakes? What about--

[Oh wait no he had a message here. Finn takes a breath and adds:]

Anyway, uh-- I know things are kind of bumslops right now, but, uh, you gotta just keep your chin up! Sometimes being a hero means nobody likes you very much, or they think you're wrong, or even making mistakes. But as long as you're trying to do the right thing, you're all right!

Oh, and-- if anybody needs lessons in being a hero, I'm totally free. I've got, like, a billion years experience in it.

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Oh. Some of the princesses do stuff. I mean, Peebles is all about her scientific experiments. But that's cool! Do I call you Ms. Asami, then? What sorts of business do you do? I knew some businessmen once, but they were really super creepy.

Just Asami. I took over my dad's manufacturing company, and we specialize in making airships and Satomobiles. The Satomobile is just a fancy word for a car; it's sort of the luxury brand to our competitor's Cabbage Car.

Some businessmen can be a little creepy [likemydad], but I'd really like to get back into it!

Woaaaah, you can make airships? Like, ones that fly in the air? That's so cool!

We sure can! Ever been in one before?

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No, I've only ever seen em in old books. I've flown before, though! But I bet it's totally cool when you've got a plane.

It's pretty neat! How else do you fly, though? You have flying animals?

Yeah! And my bro's girlfriend can fly-- and my friend Marcy is a vampire, so she can fly, so sometimes she picks me up and we go flying.

Oh! I had no idea vampires could fly. I guess I've only met a handful, myself.

Yeah! Or at least Marcy can. I've only ever met her, so maybe she's just super special. Oh! You should ask one you know if they eat blood or if they just like the red. That's something she does, she just likes red stuff.

Hmmm. I don't remember the last time I spoke with a vampire; it's been a while. I think I remember one's preference for blood, though. A diet of reds sounds healthier.

Totally healthier. And less gross. And it means my bro doesn't get all freaked out when we visit, which is good, because he used to be totally afraid of her, it was ridiiiiic.