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[You've probably seen this kid running around for the last two weeks, shrieking excitedly when he notices you're a human being (or fish person, or troll, or whatever; he's pretty excitable). But it's only now he attacks the network, all smiles and cheer.]

Holy SCHMAO, you guys, I've never seen so many humans! This is amazing! Where I'm from-- well, my name is Finn, first off! Finn the Human, from the land of Ooo! I'm basically a knight there, it's pretty great. I fight evil and stuff with my brother! But I'm the last human being ever, and I've never seen any others before-- but here you all are! Which is awesome! We should all get together and talk about human stuff. What do you eat? Do you like bacon pancakes? What about--

[Oh wait no he had a message here. Finn takes a breath and adds:]

Anyway, uh-- I know things are kind of bumslops right now, but, uh, you gotta just keep your chin up! Sometimes being a hero means nobody likes you very much, or they think you're wrong, or even making mistakes. But as long as you're trying to do the right thing, you're all right!

Oh, and-- if anybody needs lessons in being a hero, I'm totally free. I've got, like, a billion years experience in it.

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We totally do! Are those wolf ears?

Maybe?

[He tries to look up.]

I guess they're kinda too fuzzy for cat ears, huh.

They could totally be cat ears if you want. Mine are bear ears! But sometimes people think they're dog ears, or rabbit ears, but they're not.

Man, why would they think that, they're totally too short to be dog ears or rabbit ears!

[He puts down his hood.]

So you're the only human where you're from, huh? That sounds rough.

Aw, it's not bad! I try not to think about it much, or else I get all weird and sad.

Aw, yeah I know how that is sometimes. You got friends and stuff, right? So don't worry about it kiddo. You'll get a lotta facetime with other humans here.