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[You've probably seen this kid running around for the last two weeks, shrieking excitedly when he notices you're a human being (or fish person, or troll, or whatever; he's pretty excitable). But it's only now he attacks the network, all smiles and cheer.]
Holy SCHMAO, you guys, I've never seen so many humans! This is amazing! Where I'm from-- well, my name is Finn, first off! Finn the Human, from the land of Ooo! I'm basically a knight there, it's pretty great. I fight evil and stuff with my brother! But I'm the last human being ever, and I've never seen any others before-- but here you all are! Which is awesome! We should all get together and talk about human stuff. What do you eat? Do you like bacon pancakes? What about--
[Oh wait no he had a message here. Finn takes a breath and adds:]
Anyway, uh-- I know things are kind of bumslops right now, but, uh, you gotta just keep your chin up! Sometimes being a hero means nobody likes you very much, or they think you're wrong, or even making mistakes. But as long as you're trying to do the right thing, you're all right!
Oh, and-- if anybody needs lessons in being a hero, I'm totally free. I've got, like, a billion years experience in it.
Holy SCHMAO, you guys, I've never seen so many humans! This is amazing! Where I'm from-- well, my name is Finn, first off! Finn the Human, from the land of Ooo! I'm basically a knight there, it's pretty great. I fight evil and stuff with my brother! But I'm the last human being ever, and I've never seen any others before-- but here you all are! Which is awesome! We should all get together and talk about human stuff. What do you eat? Do you like bacon pancakes? What about--
[Oh wait no he had a message here. Finn takes a breath and adds:]
Anyway, uh-- I know things are kind of bumslops right now, but, uh, you gotta just keep your chin up! Sometimes being a hero means nobody likes you very much, or they think you're wrong, or even making mistakes. But as long as you're trying to do the right thing, you're all right!
Oh, and-- if anybody needs lessons in being a hero, I'm totally free. I've got, like, a billion years experience in it.
permavid!;
[He purses his lips, looking mighty skeptical.]
Fourteen's barely anything.
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I dunno. I just am.
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Saul should have figured that would be a touchy subject.
Wait.]
So your brother's not human?
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Do feral children generally have such a good grasp of the English language?
haha no the dogs probably talk, of course]
Is everyone dogs? Or animals?
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No, of course not! There's candy people, annnnd dragons, and wizards, and people like that!
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Saul arches the most skeptical of eyebrows.]
As in, people made out of candy?
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[ALL INNOCENT SMILES.]
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...do you eat them?
[NO HAHA HE'S JUST KIDDING
Except no, he's not kidding at all.]
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Sir Finn the Human, raised by dogs in the land of Ooo, where there are wizards and dragons and candy people.
...okay.
[Sure, why not. Saul's heard weirder.]
I've never had bacon pancakes.
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[...that's actually really tempting.]
So are we talking, like, a bunch of bacon weaved together into a pancake shape, or bacon in a pancake?
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