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[A rare video feed from Kaneis comes on, partly because one of his roommates had to turn on the tablet. It becomes quickly apparently why- it seems his hands and locks of his hair are tangled up with strips of brightly colored leopard print duct tape. Someone attempted to do home repairs when they knew absolutely nothing about home repair. The background shows one giant hole in the wall about six inches in diameter, just to give you an idea. Allen is next to him, trying to get some of the duct tape off]

Okay okay- I'll ask! Just get me outta this stuff!

[He gives a huff and looks at the camera. He looks rather disgruntled]

Say, does anyone out there know where a person can get a couch? Ours kinda...got wrecked the other day and we can't fix it.

Oh and, stuff to seal up holes in the wall? That'd be good too.

Thanks in- [And then he YELLS "OW" as Allen his roommate pulls a piece out of his hair not so gently]

ALLEN! THAT WAS MY HAIR!

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Kaneis attempted to repair the couch and the walls with tape.

[And now Allen's having to help him fix this mess, and he's getting nothing but guff from Kaneis! Terrible.]

[YOU SNITCH; HAVE A DIRTY LOOK AT YOU]

Hm?

[What's that, you want him to tear out more of your hair?]

[And people wonder why she doesn't trust Sophie with these two. Take a good look, this is pretty much why.]

With tape? That's an awful idea! It doesn't fix the problem at all.

[ALLEN IS INNOCENT HERE!!! 100% trustworthy!]

I know, I cannot fathom how he thought it would work! It's only made it worse.

[UH HUH. Says the guy ripping out someone's hair.

She sighs, shaking her head. She has no words for this situation.]

This is hopeless. I can't leave you guys alone at all.

[HEY WAIT] It's him you can't leave alone! I hadn't done anything!

Oh please! Practically every month I have to patch you up- you're much worse at being left alone than I am!

That's an exaggeration...! [ ssssort of ]

At least I haven't made a mess of the apartment!

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Oh it is not, don't make me dig out your medical records.

- And I told you it was my sister! I didn't do this!

...My medical records are beside the point!

You're making a mess of it right now, with your stupid tape!

No I think your medical records are my point exactly actually!

Hey I was trying to make sure your unobservant rear wouldn't fall straight through a hole in the couch!

You can talk, you're the one who broke his leg last month!

What, were you trying to apply it with your hair?

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Both of you, stop it! This is ridiculous!

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ITS A MYSTERY;

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Don't worry, Cheria. We're going to buy a hat to cover his hair. [ That probably wasn't the "problem" Cheria was talking about, Sophie... ]

That isn't what I meant at all! You can't just cover it up, it's got to come out.

[She shakes her head.]

I'll take care of it when I get home.

How are you going to try taking it out, Cheria? We already tried soaking his hair with water...

Oil would work better, I think... Or something warm- that's how we remove adhesive from the tape at the clinic. Don't worry, Sophie, I'll figure it out.

All right. [ She trusts you, Cheria!! ]

So... we don't have to go shopping for hats anymore?

[If only to give Kaneis a break from roommates destroying his hair...]

Huh? No, you can still do that! Wouldn't it be nice if he had a hat anyway? You can get something that matches the stuffed animal you gave him.

A matching hat with Flarey! [ Or Flamey. She keeps switching the name of that stuffed animal around. But she sounds excited over that. ] That's a great idea, Cheria!

[And theeere goes some manhood points. damn you girls]

Make sure you pick out the best one, no matter how long it takes! Kaneis deserves it, don't you think?

Yeah, I think so. And Allen told me that a hat can make you look smart!

He did, huh...?

[What the hell, Allen, are you turning into the new Malik?]

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