♈ Aradia: Finally get around to showing your face. [video]

[psych0p0mps]

[The video feed opens on an alien teenager who some of you may never have seen before, dressed all in red and grinning widely. Most notably, though, she is wearing two eye patches, one over each eye. She gets right down to business.]

Is this working? Yes? It beeped, so I think so. Okay.

People of the internet, I have a quick question. [She points to the eyepatches.] On a scale of one to ten, how silly do these look?

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[psych0p0mps]

I could probably be elegant if I wanted to.

[biwinning]

I'll believe it when I see it.

[psych0p0mps]

Well... maybe you will see it.

Eventually.

When I have a reason to.

[pout pout pout.]

[biwinning]

Maybe you shouldn't, you'll give Zahhak a boner.

1/2

[psych0p0mps]

[sklaf;dklsfj no that is the exact opposite of what she wants]

2/2

[psych0p0mps]

[one mental keysmash later, she kinda regains her composure.]

... To be fair, it wouldn't be any better if I just rolled in dirt for fun.

[biwinning]

Yeah, you're thcrewed both waysth, aren't you? Ehehehehe.

[psych0p0mps]

[fffff]

The next time you come within arm's reach I'm going to flail around until I smack you one. Fair warning.

[biwinning]

Playing keep away with a blind girl DOETH thound like a tough job...

[psych0p0mps]

I'm not totally blind, I can see lights now. I could probably find you by your eyes.

[because they totally glow 100% of the time that is how solluxface works]

[biwinning]

Not if I wear sunglassesth!!

[psych0p0mps]

At night, though? Who wears their sunglasses at night?

[biwinning]

[A pause. Thinking...]

Striders.

[psych0p0mps]

[hm...]

That's ... probably true. But you are not one of those!

[biwinning]

I could be. An honorary Strider. You don't know what happened when you weren't here.

[psych0p0mps]

It's more that I can't imagine you wanting to be one.

[She may not know Dirk very well, but Dave is exactly the kind of person who would drive Sollux up a wall. And it may have actually happened at some point, offscreen. We just don't know.]

[biwinning]

[I wish it happened... sigh...]

... Yeah, he'th pretty inthufferable.