Fude # 3 [Video] Help wanted

[omnomcinnabon]

I know this is a bit of a strange request, but... We kind of need a person to take care of our friend -- [A bright voice in the background interrupts Tsuzuki's feed, making him jump. "A babysitter!"]

Shhh Watari! He's going to be mad if he hears you. Anyway, he's sick and need someone to help look after him. Not long. Just until--

[An excited voice is heard in the background, once again. "Bon's a good kid! Just remember to let him rest and feed him three times a day. And don't feed him spicy food!"]

Yeah. He can't handle things like that. But anyway, if anyone can help us look after him for a day or two I'll try to pay you. Might take a while though.

Comments

[ensorceler]

[ After a delay, Anne turns on her own video feed to respond, her voice quiet. She heard a French word, she can't help herself. ]

A child? He ought to remain with a doctor.

[scienceinacan]

[ A doctor may be the last person Hisoka needs... ]

He'll be fine without one ~

[ensorceler]

That reeks of nothing but neglect, sir.

[ She doesn't want to get near a sick person. B| But...a kid... That's sad, especially if he doesn't have a woman around, like, at all, it sounds like? ]

Are you merely abandoning your charge so you do not fall ill as well, or do you think to hide better from the cannon-fire without him? [ LOL no clue what bombs like this are, sorry. ]

[scienceinacan]

Oh, it's for something very important, I promise! Nothing about dodging cannon-fire without him though that'd be silly because I'd definitely take Bon with me!

[ If Tsuzuki doesn't get him first... ]

And doctors [ Muraki. ] haven't been very nice to Bon so a babysitter might be preferred....

[ensorceler]

I know not what a babysitter is, nor am I certain I wish to, but if he is in need of a nursemaid for the time being I cannot turn away an ailing and unwanted child in such a crisis for the sake of mine own safety.

Where is he currently, if I may so ask? And where is the man who first requested aid? I must have his sanction.

[deathofempathy]

....What do you think you're doing? I'm not five you know! [He is just sitting in bed linefacing at the both of them right now.]

[scienceinacan]

It's for your own good ♥

[deathofempathy]

How? I'll be fine. It's not like you and Tsuzuki are going for that long.

[He hates this, feeling so ill and thus unable to help them. He's always been sick easily, so it was no surprise when he starts coughing. He's just relieved that Tsuzuki and Watari aren't sick as well.]

[scienceinacan]

Two days is long enough! You'll need someone to make sure you're well-taken care of!

[ He's just joshing you, of course... ]

[deathofempathy]

I can manage fine. I'm not completely helpless. You don't need to make it sound like I'm five, calling it babysitting!

[Of course. But it is still annoying. And perhaps more than a little embarrassing, realizing this was broadcast to everyone.]

[video]

[fraternize]

[....]

I don't mind looking after him if you need help, [tiny catch, though,] but are you two going to be there as well?

['two' because he can hear a voice he recognizes at least, that much is clear.]

[video]

[scienceinacan]

Oh, you're the guy with the bugfaced chain! ♥

[ Oh, he remembers you alright.... ]

[video]

[fraternize]

[oh my god why can't he let that go, watch oswald's face sorta slacken a bit. correcting:] His name is Jabberwock...

[at least call him by his name, he's saying.]

[video]

[scienceinacan]

Jabby? ♥

[ He's testing your patience on purpose... ]

[video]

[fraternize]

...well, [hhhh.] I suppose that'll have to do.

[he can see that wow. at least oswald has well enough patient with everyone, he lived in trolltopia for the longest time. it's not like jabberwock minds...

he hopes. and, since it's only polite:]

How have you been since then—?

voice

[theparasite]

Hoh...

[a beat.

sweetly:]

Let me.

voice

[scienceinacan]

[ He heard that questionable Hoh ]

And you are...?

[theparasite]

[nevermind that:] What will you pay?

[scienceinacan]

Credits and future help? ♥

Though the first one depends on how much Tsuzuki and I have...

video;

[aceordisgraced]

What's wrong with him? I can't offer a lot, but if you need someone to run errands I can do that.

video;

[scienceinacan]

Bon's sick! Until we find a cure we'll need someone to watch over him!

[aceordisgraced]

Bon? Why do you need someone to look after him for you though?

[scienceinacan]

His partner and I are going to look for a cure together, is why ♥

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[omnomcinnabon]

Like go to the store to buy him food? I think that could be really useful.

[aceordisgraced]

Yeah. That I can do! I'm pretty free right now so I can do it if you know what you need.