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exsilium2013-04-11 07:48 pm
maddeninghatter) wrote in exsilium2013-04-11 07:48 pm
Entry tags:
- allen walker (d.gray-man),
- collette (animorphs),
- elliot nightray (pandora hearts),
- oz vessalius (pandora hearts),
- xerxes break (pandora hearts),
- yutaka watari (yami no matsuei),
- ✝ ahiru [princess tutu],
- ✝ matou kariya (fate/zero),
- ✝ tyki mikk (d.gray-man),
- ✝ yosuke hanamura [persona 4],
- ✞ — dropped characters — ✞
Video
[ Squeak squeak squeak squeaksqueak squeak squeeeeeeak. ]
People just love having pets, don't they~? ♥
[ Xerxes Break is in the marketplace, broadcasting as he walks along. The picture is wobbling up and down with each step. People who tend towards motion sickness might wish to look away. ]
Unconditional adoration from a constant companion--
WHO DOESN'T CARE HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE!
[ This last outburst seems to have come from the blonde, blue-skinned, horribly-grinning doll on Break's shoulder. He chides her, waggling his finger: ]
Now, now Emily. One mustn't blurt out the truth like that, people don't like it. As I was saying, a pet is a maaaaaaarvelous thing, isn't it? Always with you, underfoot, getting in your way, knocking against your shins, and being utterly and completely...
[ Squeak squeak squeak squeak. ]
--ah, haha! Well anyway, it's worth it, all that bother, in exchange for the warm feelings you get, right? Alas, alack and well-a-day, I have no time for such things, so I thought perhaps I'd offer my pet up for adoption.
[ Now the camera angle tilts, to show off Break's "pet": it's a little red wagon, following him through the marketplace, moving entirely on its own accord. One of its wheels has a high-pitched, persistent, eardrum-drilling… squeak. ]
I can't give him away for free, of course, but I'm willing to entertain all reasonable offers. I simply want to see him in a gooooood home, that is to say--
[ SQUEAK! ]
--not mine!
People just love having pets, don't they~? ♥
[ Xerxes Break is in the marketplace, broadcasting as he walks along. The picture is wobbling up and down with each step. People who tend towards motion sickness might wish to look away. ]
Unconditional adoration from a constant companion--
WHO DOESN'T CARE HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE!
[ This last outburst seems to have come from the blonde, blue-skinned, horribly-grinning doll on Break's shoulder. He chides her, waggling his finger: ]
Now, now Emily. One mustn't blurt out the truth like that, people don't like it. As I was saying, a pet is a maaaaaaarvelous thing, isn't it? Always with you, underfoot, getting in your way, knocking against your shins, and being utterly and completely...
[ Squeak squeak squeak squeak. ]
--ah, haha! Well anyway, it's worth it, all that bother, in exchange for the warm feelings you get, right? Alas, alack and well-a-day, I have no time for such things, so I thought perhaps I'd offer my pet up for adoption.
[ Now the camera angle tilts, to show off Break's "pet": it's a little red wagon, following him through the marketplace, moving entirely on its own accord. One of its wheels has a high-pitched, persistent, eardrum-drilling… squeak. ]
I can't give him away for free, of course, but I'm willing to entertain all reasonable offers. I simply want to see him in a gooooood home, that is to say--
[ SQUEAK! ]
--not mine!
1/2
What a completely unloveable brat!
[ He pauses, clearly contemplating the merits of sweeping off in a huff. This has the advantage of drama, as it is dark (or so he supposes) and rainy.
On the other hand... ]