( patrol 001 ) ♑ ( voice )

[defending]

First things first - Initiative? Really? Come on, couldn'tcha be at least a little original? I mean I'm having a serious case of been there, done that. And for the record? Not really looking forward to doing it again. I've had the tour, I've seen the shinies - and I'll say again. Not interested. Opposite of interested. Me and freaky government strongholds go way back. We had a very hot and heavy relationship, but we're seeing other people now, and both of us are better for it. So, second thing? If you could just, you know - help a girl out and point me toward the nearest exit? That'd be real peachy. Failing that? I'm not your strong-arm. You can't control me. Don't even try.

[ It sounds like she's done, but then there's rustling, and she comes back. ]

Oh, neat um -- neat weapon thingy. By the way. Looks like it might be stolen tech from someone very unsavory. But you almost had me drooling. I'm watching you.

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[defending]

[ Yep. She'll punch your face while she tells you she loves you. It's all very violent. ]

Wait, wait -- there's no sun? How are we even living?

[inthejunk]

[As long as sweet nothings are involved...]

No, it's there, but-

[Sigh.]

So are the rain clouds. Always, ya know? Post apocalyptic wastelands have this nuclear winter thing going on I guess.

[defending]

[ So moe, Yosuke. ]

Oh. Well... Yeah, okay, it's gross, but it's just weather.

[inthejunk]

[Dont ruin his street cred!]

You say that now, but you'll be surprised how much you miss it. Or maybe it's just me, but it feels miserable never to see it. Like someone sucked all the warmth out of the sky.

[defending]

[ sorry rico suave, but you're outta luck. ]

It'll probably get old fast... But it's just rain. It could be worse. Like zero sun existing at all.

[inthejunk]

Right...well. Okay.

[Because there's really no come back for that. No sun would definitely suck.]

[defending]

It's just kinda... I mean, of all things to get mad at about this place - you'd pick weather. It's a little weird.

[inthejunk]

It's not that weird! Everyone cares about the weather.

[At least in Inaba they do...]

[defending]

Well, yeah, but... It's like the last thing on my mind, at least. I'm too busy going where are we and how to we leave and why do we have access to such heavy weaponry?

Sorry so slow, traveling this week. Signal sucks in the desert!

[inthejunk]

I see someone fell asleep during the introductory tour.

it's okay sweetie, i'll backtag forever ♥

[defending]

Actually, what you see is someone who doesn't buy the spoonfed pile of junk they gave me.

oh good :c

[inthejunk]

I dunno, this looks like post apocalyptic war zone to me.

different username but you have played with my buffy before :P

[defending]

That part, I buy. It's the everything else I'm not so much jiving with. Organizations like this lie a lot.

Yo. SP, right?

[inthejunk]

Uh. About what? I mean maybe they do, but I haven't seen anything like that. And I've been here since Christmas.

Yep!

[defending]

About the whole resistance thing, for one. [ Woah. ] That long?

yo

[inthejunk]

What resistance thing?

♥ how ya been?

[defending]

How these guys are the ones against the bad guys. When they're the ones doing the kidnapping.

Not bad, you?

[inthejunk]

It's accidental kidnapping.

[Yosuke quirks an eyebrow, and shrugs.]

I mean, I wasn't thrilled at first either, but I'd rather be kidnapped than brainwashed I guess.

pretty good :D

[defending]

They say it's accidental. But they sure don't make any issue with slapping us right into their ranks, do they?

[inthejunk]

I guess. It's not much if a job, though. We only have to work like once a month.

[defending]

Once a month is enough if it's a tough situation.

[inthejunk]

You think so? My old job took up most of my free time. To me it feels like a promotion.

[defending]

I never had free time because of duties and jobs. Big ones made it feel like there wasn't time to begin with.

[inthejunk]

In that case, you should like this demotion once you're used to it. You can do it in your sleep, pretty much.

[defending]

Might be a little like a vacation. Only weird. And no beaches. And maybe not nearly as fun. But a little alike.