( patrol 001 ) ♑ ( voice )

[defending]

First things first - Initiative? Really? Come on, couldn'tcha be at least a little original? I mean I'm having a serious case of been there, done that. And for the record? Not really looking forward to doing it again. I've had the tour, I've seen the shinies - and I'll say again. Not interested. Opposite of interested. Me and freaky government strongholds go way back. We had a very hot and heavy relationship, but we're seeing other people now, and both of us are better for it. So, second thing? If you could just, you know - help a girl out and point me toward the nearest exit? That'd be real peachy. Failing that? I'm not your strong-arm. You can't control me. Don't even try.

[ It sounds like she's done, but then there's rustling, and she comes back. ]

Oh, neat um -- neat weapon thingy. By the way. Looks like it might be stolen tech from someone very unsavory. But you almost had me drooling. I'm watching you.

Comments

voice;

[originalgaangster]

Yeeeeah, this place kinda sucks.

_{I mean there's no blubber}

Oh, and the rain never stops, just letting you know.

voice;

[defending]

Blub-- huh? You lost me at blubber.

voice;

[originalgaangster]

Uh, you know, blubber?

To eat?

voice;

[defending]

... [ Just. Forever. Silence. ]

Ew.

voice;

[originalgaangster]

Ew? Oh come on! It's delicious!

voice;

[defending]

Isn't blubber just fat? Nooooo thank you.

voice;

[originalgaangster]

Exactly! Lots of energy! And tasty, too.

voice;

[defending]

Gross. I have hips and thighs to think about. And evil to chase. Can't get flabby.

voice;

[originalgaangster]

You're not gonna get flabby! It's good for you. Energy, keeps the heart healthy, all that stuff. Besides, it's not the main part of your diet. Supplement with fish, sea-weed and that kind of thing.

voice;

[defending]

That's all good and dandy for you, but lemme ask you one thing. One really teensy little thing. [ She leaves a pause, simply for dramatic effect. ]

Have you ever had pizza?