exsilium | [FLIGHT: 002 ★ text]

[FLIGHT: 002 ★ text]

MONSTERS
VS
MEN

settle down settle down. this is your benevolent emperor gracing you with his almighty presence through text! please keep calm and hold onto your underwear until youve finished reading this message. there's enough sky king to go around!!!

now more importantly i have a question for the masses. most of you guys are from all kinds of places like places i aint even heard of with all sorts of different rules so theres something i need to know. what makes a monster? and what makes a normal person or being or whatever? just say men to make it simple here. dont muddle the damn question with semantics and shit.

basically yanno what would you say is good or evil?

also!!!!! who is the greatest hero you know of?

p.s. i know you want to answer me but restrain yourselves for the sake of the poll!!

[[ ooc: HOLY SHIT THE TAGGING SPEED ON MY PART HERE IS ATROCIOUS. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME AND I WILL BACKTAG AS LONG AS YOU GUYS WILL. ♥♥ ]]

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( do you know what easier? just turning on the video feed. )

Just use your video function then, dude. Don't waste time making shit more difficult.

( NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO all of his hard work )

Edited 2013-03-05 07:40 (UTC)

( all for naught )

( but he still switches it to voice instead. if certain parties actually are keeping an eye on him, it's be about as obvious as video, but just the same.

anyway he sighs deeply )

I thought I might be able to type correctly that time, too.

This is also annoying!!

( and he switches over to voice just to match up the conversation. do you know how obnoxious it is to talk to someone one different mediums? do you? it sucks! )

Typing is overrated. I figured more people would just reply with video and shit to the question.

( he's kind of got used to it lately!! especially with his typing problem )

If you start with one format, most people would want to use it for the same reason, right?

But, too much text is boring. I only made it that way so they wouldn't get too distracted by my handsome face to answer the question!

Oh! I understand. ( there's something so blithe in his voice that you'd almost think he's being annoying on purpose ) What a difficult problem you have.

Aaaa, I know. It's a hard life but it's the only life I could possibly live!

( you'll need to try harder, you underestimate the annoyances that are his friends. )

Not that you'd understand or anything.

( mournful sigh. )

( W O W

really

and did he just imply he did wow

insulting a future duke's face!!!! that he hasn't even seen!!!! )

Isn't that kind of a rude thing to say to someone you haven't even seen before?

Dunno. Probably, but I don't really care.

Magnificent men can always afford to be whatever way they want.

You know, for royalty, you sound pretty irresponsible.

( he extends the syllables of the last word in almost a sing-song just because he can )

( that's a little annoying, asshole. )

Tcchh! It's the true sign of royalty!

I've got minions to take care of the small stuff for me.

( just as planned )

So in other words, you're a king in name only.

The hell I am. The king handles all the important shit, ya fool.

After admitting to being irresponsible, that's not very convincing.

It's not really irresponsible though, kid.

A man can't be everywhere at once.

In that case, what are your kingly duties?

It's all basic shit. Protect the sky, protect my minions, extinguish up-risers and maintain the balance.

Protect the sky.

( kind of flatly but THAT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD OKAY )

Yea. Protect the sky.

I broke it open and that's how it's gotta stay. The sky isn't supposed to be restricted, it's for everyone to fly in.

( broke it open??????? )

...it sounds like you have a really good story to tell.

( there's actually not a single inflection of disbelief or mockery this time; for everyone to fly in is - it sounds like a meaning, a purpose. )

It's one of the best stories you'll ever hear.

Ya want me to tell you?

Edited (redundant ) 2013-03-14 06:09 (UTC)

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