[FLIGHT: 002 ★ text]

[crowing]

MONSTERS
VS
MEN

settle down settle down. this is your benevolent emperor gracing you with his almighty presence through text! please keep calm and hold onto your underwear until youve finished reading this message. there's enough sky king to go around!!!

now more importantly i have a question for the masses. most of you guys are from all kinds of places like places i aint even heard of with all sorts of different rules so theres something i need to know. what makes a monster? and what makes a normal person or being or whatever? just say men to make it simple here. dont muddle the damn question with semantics and shit.

basically yanno what would you say is good or evil?

also!!!!! who is the greatest hero you know of?

p.s. i know you want to answer me but restrain yourselves for the sake of the poll!!

[[ ooc: HOLY SHIT THE TAGGING SPEED ON MY PART HERE IS ATROCIOUS. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME AND I WILL BACKTAG AS LONG AS YOU GUYS WILL. ♥♥ ]]

Comments

voice;

[velveteened]

Isn't that kind of a rude thing to say to someone you haven't even seen before?

voice;

[crowing]

Dunno. Probably, but I don't really care.

Magnificent men can always afford to be whatever way they want.

voice;

[velveteened]

You know, for royalty, you sound pretty irresponsible.

( he extends the syllables of the last word in almost a sing-song just because he can )

voice;

[crowing]

( that's a little annoying, asshole. )

Tcchh! It's the true sign of royalty!

I've got minions to take care of the small stuff for me.

voice;

[velveteened]

( just as planned )

So in other words, you're a king in name only.

voice;

[crowing]

The hell I am. The king handles all the important shit, ya fool.

voice;

[velveteened]

After admitting to being irresponsible, that's not very convincing.

voice;

[crowing]

It's not really irresponsible though, kid.

A man can't be everywhere at once.

voice;

[velveteened]

In that case, what are your kingly duties?

voice;

[crowing]

It's all basic shit. Protect the sky, protect my minions, extinguish up-risers and maintain the balance.

voice;

[velveteened]

Protect the sky.

( kind of flatly but THAT SOUNDS REALLY WEIRD OKAY )

voice;

[crowing]

Yea. Protect the sky.

I broke it open and that's how it's gotta stay. The sky isn't supposed to be restricted, it's for everyone to fly in.

voice; 1/2

[velveteened]

( broke it open??????? )

voice;

[velveteened]

...it sounds like you have a really good story to tell.

( there's actually not a single inflection of disbelief or mockery this time; for everyone to fly in is - it sounds like a meaning, a purpose. )

voice;

[crowing]

It's one of the best stories you'll ever hear.

Ya want me to tell you?

voice;

[velveteened]

Who would say no when you put it like that?

voice;

[crowing]

Only a fool!

Not here though, kind of loses some impact over the phone or tablet or whatever.

voice;

[velveteened]

( ...blink. )

You want to meet in person to tell it?

voice;

[crowing]

If you don't know what a Sky King is then you've never seen someone fly.

And dude, you're missing out because you've never seen the most inspiring shit there is! The stuff that gets your blood pumping and your heart beating!

voice;

[velveteened]

( ...he's seen a lot of things, but people flying is not one of them. )

You're right! I haven't. Where do you want to meet?

voice;

[crowing]

Of course not! Prepare yourself to be amazed!

Do ya know where the training gym is? Meet me on the roof there.

→ action?

[velveteened]

Alright!

( aaand he heads over to the training gym pretty soon! )