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[neveraskedforthis]

hi, looking to get rid of the following. prices negotiable, or make an offer and ill consider it. First come first serve.



- book, "the planet of cakes". Mint condition. Really good read, i can only recommend it if you're into philosophy and interested in tales of cakey life struggles. 5✥

- two healthy houseplants, one's a cactus, not sure of the other. Leaves are kinda velvety with pink flowers. 5✥ each

- folder with farm animal porn. You can have this for free because i definitely dont have any use for it. Perfect for trolling people or something. Or whatever you wanna do with it.

- A funky toaster with a matching desk lamp. both work fine. 30✥ each

- almost fully stocked soda vending machine. various flavors including coke & coke light. seems to have a minor defect, if you push the button for orange it gives you lemon-lime for some reason. Otherwise working fine. Comes with the entertainment of wrecking it after its empty so you can get your money back, perfect stress relief alternative if a punching bag just doesn't do it for you. 150✥

- surprise fridge, fully stocked with various things, including but not limited to food items. Buyers must be of age. 200✥

- complete tea set for two persons. Has seen some use but still in pristine condition. Includes a number of flavors but the majority of teabags are earl gray. 25✥

- a painting of... i dont even know what that is so here's a picture. too deep for me to get it i guess. 20✥ if you want it.

- the best plush ever in good condition. just personally washed it too. not sure yet if i want to give this one away so if youre interested post an offer. if i dont like it i'll keep it, sorry.



(( ooc: feel free to hack, but all you'll find is that the post originates from an untagged device, and if you're unlucky enough you'll automatically download the following little flash animation running in an endless loop on your device, overriding any other applications. getting it to disappear turns out to be quite a hassle. And yes, the tea set originally belongs to Edgeworth. all replies will be anon unless noted otherwise. ))

Comments

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[lady_adventure]

Farm animals. You are a disgusting individual.

Do not contact this number again.

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[neveraskedforthis]

hey, not mine. it wasnt even labeled. dont really care what people get their rocks off to.

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[just going to... ignore... the farm animal thing.]

oh oh can i get the plant with the pink flowers please

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[neveraskedforthis]

yes. tell me your room number and ill drop it off there when I can, together with a note where you'll put the money for me to collect.

[ can be totally handwaved; for reference, she's getting an african violet. ]

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[ringwizard]

I think I might like the tea set.

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ yes good. buy all of his stolen goods. although he supposes its not so much stealing when the things are just laying around and no one seems to care. ]

sure thing. just give me your room number and you'll get it shortly with instructions regarding payment.

[ he'll basically just tell him where he wants the money to be dropped off; if adam doesn't receive payment he will steal the teaset back!! ]

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[courageous_wit]

Were these items you acquired here, or were they things that carried over from other worlds?

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[neveraskedforthis]

hell if i know. im a bit of a scavenger and sometimes i just find interesting things.

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[velveteened]

( noooooo someone got to the teaset first 8( )

What about five marques for the plush?

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ he might find another sometime soon. he has no doubt edgeworth will be quick about replacing his old one. ]

seriously?

[ DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. ITS MOTHERFUCKING CTHULHU ITS NOT WORTH FIVE MARQUES WHAT ]

[trustycrowbar]

[He doesn't say anything about the porn. After unwittingly bringing a terabyte of foot fetish porn to Exsilium like Pandora opening a shoebox with all the world's evils inside, he realizes has no room to.]

I'll take the book off your hands.

[Cake and philosophy. Sounds interesting.]

[neveraskedforthis]

[ he's not even kidding, gordon. best book ever. ]

good. room number? ill get it to you asap with payment instructions.

[noble_nate]

[Some of those things look a bit familiar]

That's an interesting variety of items you have for sale there.

[neveraskedforthis]

[ do they now... how mysterious. ]

thanks. are you interested in any of the remaining items or did you just want to comment on the selection.

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[galactically]

i'll take that cute desk lamp off your hands!

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[neveraskedforthis]

not interested in the complete set?

[robomurphy]

What the hell...?

[neveraskedforthis]

questions and/or comments

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[sixwinged]

Is the vending machine small enough to fit in though the apartment doors?

[neveraskedforthis]

oh im sure i could make it fit.

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[stonefaith]

i'll take the cactus if it's not gone

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[neveraskedforthis]

its not. i just need your room number and youll get it.

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[duplicitoussight]

A vending machine?? ( 　ﾟ _ゝﾟ) Wow! But it seems like someone else has beaten me to the punch...
Hmm!
How about 15✥ for the painting?

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[neveraskedforthis]

do you want one too? im sure i could get my hands on another one.

[ he's not even kidding adam why ]

eh, 15 sounds fine then again i dont know much about obscure art

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[got_it_memorized]

SURPRISE fridge? That's new. Would it be too predictable to ask if it's running? 'Cuz I feel like there's a joke just waiting to be made here.

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[neveraskedforthis]

works fine as far as i can tell unless you meant does it have legs, in which case i would have to disappoint you.

but yeah the fridge is fully stuffed with stuff im not listing the contents because it would be too much

[ spoiler: its mostly booze ]

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[reassures]

Is the cactus still available?

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[neveraskedforthis]

someone grabbed it just a few minutes ago.

if youre interested i could go look for another one though theyre not exactly rare

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[fintastic]

If you still )(ave t)(at plus)( I will give you 15✥ for it!
Or more, I don't know )(ow muc)( it is wort)(. 38o
BUT IT'S SO CUT-E... and it kind of reminds me of someone I knew!

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ sadly this is the best offer so far. at this rate adam will be keeping cthulhu ]

if it reminds you of someone you know i think thats plenty of reason to worry

because you know

we're looking at a terrifying elder god from space here

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[raisedbybirds]

[Yes that very distinct vending machine quirk is undoubtedly the one that used to be at the Police Station.

Operative word: used to be there.

That was enough to question but still inconclusive evidence for her tastes. That is until one of her visitations over to Adam's apartment has her noticing the cthulhu plush sitting on Adam's bed. Now there's little doubt.

So now she's going to go find Adam wherever he currently is, one hand on her hip, the other holding the elder god up by lone tentacle very skeptically.]

So how many of those things did you take and how many did you acquire in good fortune?

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ Well given the size of his apartment, there aren't too many places for him to hide at.

So for the sake ofvariety, he will be in the bathroom, shaving... or rather trimming his beard because shaving is kinda out of the question to preserve himself some of his manliness.

Of course he didn't think to put Cthulhu somewhere less visible. Probably because he doesn't get visitors too often except... Samus. On and off. Kinda. ]

Show some respect. That's a powerful alien deity from space. I don't think he'd approve of being dragged around by his tentacle beard.

[ Ha ha yes that's all the comment he has on that as he eyes her before he goes right back to grooming himself. ]

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[bad_is_better]

I will take that folder of improper animal pictures, if it is still available.

I know someone for whom it will make an excellent gift.

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ ... he did not actually expect anyone to take it and mostly just put it on the list for laughs. ]

yeah sure.

its a physical folder with photos though so I'll need your room number and I'll drop it off there

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[pixieboots]

Gee, a long list of valuables and no name to go with it. No way any of it could have been stolen or sifted out of a dump somewhere.

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ valuables. oh come on its mostly just junk. ]

right

so do you have anything of value to say or is that all

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[bratworth]

My favorite teapot went missing the other week. As did one of the vending machines at the station.

[ HE IS BUYING A PADLOCK FOR HIS DOOR. ]

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ you seriously think that's gonna stop adam? airvents, man. ]

sad story dude

unfortunately the vending machine and the teaset have already be claimed :( if you give me a few days though im sure i can find something for you too.