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exsilium2012-04-10 01:52 am
evilboygoofball) wrote in exsilium2012-04-10 01:52 am
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[002] Video; NOT QUITE AS KEIKAKU
[When the video feed clicks on, it shows Jack looking a little ragged.
He's got bags under his eyes, he's missing his signature black jacket,
instead sporting a red sleeveless t-shirt, one of the lenses on his goggles
is cracked and he's got a twig sticking out of his hair, which is also
looking pretty messy too. Despite that, he's grinning, in a lame attempt
at looking smug.]
What's happening, losers!? As I'm sure MOST of you didn't even notice,
your old pal Jack here decided to do a little midnight shopping last night!
[At that, he hoists a burlap sack with a hole or two in it and turns
towards a table nearby, emptying the contents onto it. There's a few random
kitchen appliances, the odd lamp or two, and generally things you might
find in your average living area.]
Aside one or two little snags, it all went PERFECTLY! And none of
you even noticed! Hahahahahah! Just thought I'd let you know if you go
to make yourself something in the kitchen and can't find your toaster,
or maybe try and look down the back of the couch for a missing remote or
something, it's here, and getting much better use than it would've if you
still had it!
I wouldn't try getting it back either. I got something else
a little more deadly than a toaster last night as well, and I'd hate to
have to make it crush any of you losers the first time I have to use it.
[Calling a bluff? Or is he serious? OH THE SUSPENSE.]
Anyway-
[Nope, that appears to be someone's hand and it is shoving its way into Jack's face, effectively knocking him out of view. Instead there's Raimundo, or if you don't know him, a tan-skinned kid with a Brazilian accent looking none too impressed with Jack's gloating.]
Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and preemptively apologize for this idiot. If something's missing from your place, come by and I'll give it back. I managed to loot some of his stash when he broke into my place.
[ooc: red is Jack, green is Raimundo. open to anything, even if you weren't robbed but wanna comment on this mess, or maybe you were robbed but he somehow managed to avoid waking you, go for it. s'all good.]
He's got bags under his eyes, he's missing his signature black jacket,
instead sporting a red sleeveless t-shirt, one of the lenses on his goggles
is cracked and he's got a twig sticking out of his hair, which is also
looking pretty messy too. Despite that, he's grinning, in a lame attempt
at looking smug.]
What's happening, losers!? As I'm sure MOST of you didn't even notice,
your old pal Jack here decided to do a little midnight shopping last night!
[At that, he hoists a burlap sack with a hole or two in it and turns
towards a table nearby, emptying the contents onto it. There's a few random
kitchen appliances, the odd lamp or two, and generally things you might
find in your average living area.]
Aside one or two little snags, it all went PERFECTLY! And none of
you even noticed! Hahahahahah! Just thought I'd let you know if you go
to make yourself something in the kitchen and can't find your toaster,
or maybe try and look down the back of the couch for a missing remote or
something, it's here, and getting much better use than it would've if you
still had it!
I wouldn't try getting it back either. I got something else
a little more deadly than a toaster last night as well, and I'd hate to
have to make it crush any of you losers the first time I have to use it.
[Calling a bluff? Or is he serious? OH THE SUSPENSE.]
Anyway-
[Nope, that appears to be someone's hand and it is shoving its way into Jack's face, effectively knocking him out of view. Instead there's Raimundo, or if you don't know him, a tan-skinned kid with a Brazilian accent looking none too impressed with Jack's gloating.]
Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and preemptively apologize for this idiot. If something's missing from your place, come by and I'll give it back. I managed to loot some of his stash when he broke into my place.
[ooc: red is Jack, green is Raimundo. open to anything, even if you weren't robbed but wanna comment on this mess, or maybe you were robbed but he somehow managed to avoid waking you, go for it. s'all good.]
video;
GIRLS DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HIM BACK HOME even if she's an alien he'll totally count it anyway.
But it's still kind of frustrating.]
...to what!? I'd stop being oblivious if you weren't being such a weirdo!
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Okay, so, after that first conversation we had and with the whole break in thing? I thought you were trying to flirt with me. Funny, huh? I'm not really looking right now! But it seemed like fun...
video; 1/?
2/?
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4/?
5/?
wait, wait...]
6/6
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You heard me!
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Well...not on earth anyway.
Geez, I knew there was a reason I thought you were being weird! No, nonono, I'm not flirting with anyone!
Evil geniuses don't have time for any of that kinda stuff!
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Kind of disappointing though. I was excited to see what might happen!
[not here obvz but had to]
[also not here]
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What the heck is a kismesis!?
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For you, it's like having a girlfriend, but instead of having all mushy feelings, it's based on rivalry and hate! Lots of bickering and fighting and also hatemakeouts. That kind of stuff!
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He doesn't know what that is but he's kinda going red at the makeout part AND NOW HE'S JUST GOING TO TRY AND GRAB A HOLD OF THIS CONVERSATION AND STEER IT AWAY FROM WEIRD ALIEN RELATIONSHIPS]
So, what, I can't do any of my evil stuff when you're around or you're going to start getting the wrong idea?
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You probably couldn't handle it if things got serious though, so this is probably better.
[ Why won't someone save her. Please. Someone. ]
[ not actually here (yet) ]
But this is a fascinating, if horrifying, thing to observe. ]
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[He will actually do this if she doesn't stop.]
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I said I can handle it!
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[ You make this too easy. ]