[002] Video; NOT QUITE AS KEIKAKU

[evilboygoofball]

[When the video feed clicks on, it shows Jack looking a little ragged.
He's got bags under his eyes, he's missing his signature black jacket,
instead sporting a red sleeveless t-shirt, one of the lenses on his goggles
is cracked and he's got a twig sticking out of his hair, which is also
looking pretty messy too. Despite that, he's grinning, in a lame attempt
at looking smug.]

What's happening, losers!? As I'm sure MOST of you didn't even notice,
your old pal Jack here decided to do a little midnight shopping last night!

[At that, he hoists a burlap sack with a hole or two in it and turns
towards a table nearby, emptying the contents onto it. There's a few random
kitchen appliances, the odd lamp or two, and generally things you might
find in your average living area.]

Aside one or two little snags, it all went PERFECTLY! And none of
you even noticed! Hahahahahah! Just thought I'd let you know if you go
to make yourself something in the kitchen and can't find your toaster,
or maybe try and look down the back of the couch for a missing remote or
something, it's here, and getting much better use than it would've if you
still had it!

I wouldn't try getting it back either. I got something else
a little more deadly than a toaster last night as well, and I'd hate to
have to make it crush any of you losers the first time I have to use it.

[Calling a bluff? Or is he serious? OH THE SUSPENSE.]

Anyway-

[Nope, that appears to be someone's hand and it is shoving its way into Jack's face, effectively knocking him out of view. Instead there's Raimundo, or if you don't know him, a tan-skinned kid with a Brazilian accent looking none too impressed with Jack's gloating.]

Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and preemptively apologize for this idiot. If something's missing from your place, come by and I'll give it back. I managed to loot some of his stash when he broke into my place.

[ooc: red is Jack, green is Raimundo. open to anything, even if you weren't robbed but wanna comment on this mess, or maybe you were robbed but he somehow managed to avoid waking you, go for it. s'all good.]

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[fintastic]

Aww, that's really cute!

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[evilboygoofball]

What're you talking about now?

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[fintastic]

Why should I tell you??

By the way, I had a really great smoothie today that I made with my blender!

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[xiaolindragon]

Cute isn't the word I'd use, really.

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[fintastic]

No, but it's nice of you to look out for your friend like that!

[evilboygoofball]

[Raimundo whyyyy it was going so perfect]

Hey, c'mon! As if anyone is going to miss a toaster. They can just buy a new one anyway.

[xiaolindragon]

So why didn't you just buy one, dude. They give you like, A huge allowance here. You could have bought ten of them!

[strangle]

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING TAKE

[ Nothing, of course, jesus Satero calm down, you weren't robbed. But now he's convinced that... that something's missing. ]

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[evilboygoofball]

Uh...all this stuff looks the same. I'm not sure.

You notice anything missing already, or?

[oh shit wait]

Not that I'd give it back if I have taken anything!

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[pushedaround]

[ crazy roommate. ]

Uhh, what were you trying to accomplish out of this?

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[evilboygoofball]

Well I figure I can take some of this apart and build something useful out of it.

The gloating is just in the job description of being an evil boy genius.

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[judoletteflip]

[ Kimiko is only going to give the camera an unimpressed look, eyebrow arched. ]

It's too bad we can't just pretend we don't know him. This is like taking responsibility for a pet that dug up the neighbor's garden or something.

[xiaolindragon]

You're tellin' me, girl.

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[umadrobin]

That's all you stole?

[ See, this is why you leave the burglary to the pros. ]

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[xiaolindragon]

Dude, don't encourage him. Missing toasters are better than missing TVs or something else.

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[evilboygoofball]

Well, yeah.

I'm pretty sure I could make something out of all this junk. I'll save the big stuff for when I'm better prepared, duh.

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[boughtabookstore]

You stole kitchen appliances.

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[evilboygoofball]

Listen whoever you are, it's not about what I stole, more...what I can do with it.

And I can do a lot with it.

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[khaji_da]

You robbed people of kitchen appliances. Really, dude?

[xiaolindragon]

He needed parts for his stupid robots. Be on the look out for man eating toasters, yo. [There has never been a moment of greater deadpan sarcasm. Be happy you are not in his place Jaime.]

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[evilboygoofball]

When I have something up and running made out of all these, you guys are totally gonna look back on this and think;

"Man, we sure were stupid for doubting the genius that is Jack Spicer!"

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[hornery]

Hey, you annoying piece of shit. If it's not too much trouble, could you return my goddamn food processor? I've got a previously homicidal clown with cravings and a jar of bugs that needs to be pureed by breakfast.

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[xiaolindragon]

[Luckily you're getting the voice of reason (!?!?) first to take your inquiry.]

That's ...pretty rank dude, but okay. I think I see one of these in the pile. I'll drop it off for you.

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[school_of_mod]

Jack, evil rule number one: never admit anything evil you've done.

The bloody 'ell are you even thinking?

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[evilboygoofball]

But evil gloating is a cornerstone of villainy!

I have to rub it in or else I'll just look unprofessional.