evilboygoofball: (pic#3064074)
evilboygoofball ([personal profile] evilboygoofball) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2012-04-10 01:52 am

[002] Video; NOT QUITE AS KEIKAKU

[When the video feed clicks on, it shows Jack looking a little ragged.
He's got bags under his eyes, he's missing his signature black jacket,
instead sporting a red sleeveless t-shirt, one of the lenses on his goggles
is cracked and he's got a twig sticking out of his hair, which is also
looking pretty messy too. Despite that, he's grinning, in a lame attempt
at looking smug.
]

What's happening, losers!? As I'm sure MOST of you didn't even notice,
your old pal Jack here decided to do a little midnight shopping last night!


[At that, he hoists a burlap sack with a hole or two in it and turns
towards a table nearby, emptying the contents onto it. There's a few random
kitchen appliances, the odd lamp or two, and generally things you might
find in your average living area.
]

Aside one or two little snags, it all went PERFECTLY! And none of
you even noticed! Hahahahahah! Just thought I'd let you know if you go
to make yourself something in the kitchen and can't find your toaster,
or maybe try and look down the back of the couch for a missing remote or
something, it's here, and getting much better use than it would've if you
still had it!

I wouldn't try getting it back either. I got something else
a little more deadly than a toaster last night as well, and I'd hate to
have to make it crush any of you losers the first time I have to use it.


[Calling a bluff? Or is he serious? OH THE SUSPENSE.]

Anyway-

[Nope, that appears to be someone's hand and it is shoving its way into Jack's face, effectively knocking him out of view. Instead there's Raimundo, or if you don't know him, a tan-skinned kid with a Brazilian accent looking none too impressed with Jack's gloating.]

Anyway, I'm gonna go ahead and preemptively apologize for this idiot. If something's missing from your place, come by and I'll give it back. I managed to loot some of his stash when he broke into my place.

[ooc: red is Jack, green is Raimundo. open to anything, even if you weren't robbed but wanna comment on this mess, or maybe you were robbed but he somehow managed to avoid waking you, go for it. s'all good.]
fintastic: (glub glub glub)

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[personal profile] fintastic 2012-04-10 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, that's really cute!
Edited 2012-04-10 01:04 (UTC)
fintastic: (ugh not another whale)

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[personal profile] fintastic 2012-04-10 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why should I tell you??

By the way, I had a really great smoothie today that I made with my blender!
fintastic: (i'm not so sure)

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[personal profile] fintastic 2012-04-10 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say I don't want to talk to you. Anyway, my blender is better!
strangle: (i am going to SHIT ON YOUR CHILDREN)

[personal profile] strangle 2012-04-10 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING TAKE

[ Nothing, of course, jesus Satero calm down, you weren't robbed. But now he's convinced that... that something's missing. ]
fintastic: (glub glub glub)

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[personal profile] fintastic 2012-04-10 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Because it's mine!
pushedaround: (Might be able to deal with it)

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[personal profile] pushedaround 2012-04-10 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ crazy roommate. ]

Uhh, what were you trying to accomplish out of this?
fintastic: (herp)

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[personal profile] fintastic 2012-04-10 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ She just can't help laughing. You have no idea, Jack. ]

Heehee! It's weird cute that you're totally oblivious...
strangle: (HEY FUCKER GET OVER HERE)

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[personal profile] strangle 2012-04-10 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ after tearing through his room ]

YOU'LL GIVE IT BACK BEFORE I TAKE YOUR HEAD AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT
judoletteflip: (pic#2847640)

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[personal profile] judoletteflip 2012-04-10 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kimiko is only going to give the camera an unimpressed look, eyebrow arched. ]

It's too bad we can't just pretend we don't know him. This is like taking responsibility for a pet that dug up the neighbor's garden or something.
xiaolindragon: (cause you kissed St. Rollox adieu)

[personal profile] xiaolindragon 2012-04-10 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
So why didn't you just buy one, dude. They give you like, A huge allowance here. You could have bought ten of them!
Edited 2012-04-10 03:53 (UTC)
xiaolindragon: (make it new)

[personal profile] xiaolindragon 2012-04-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
You're tellin' me, girl.
xiaolindragon: (well who gives a damn)

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[personal profile] xiaolindragon 2012-04-10 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Cute isn't the word I'd use, really.
judoletteflip: (pic#2847633)

[personal profile] judoletteflip 2012-04-10 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think getting him fixed would make a difference?
fintastic: (blah blah blah)

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[personal profile] fintastic 2012-04-10 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
No, but it's nice of you to look out for your friend like that!
xiaolindragon: (let it all fade out)

[personal profile] xiaolindragon 2012-04-10 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
There would have to be something there to get fixed.
judoletteflip: (pic#2847645)

[personal profile] judoletteflip 2012-04-10 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, point. Maybe we can get one of those no-bark collars for him instead.
xiaolindragon: (that i see)

[personal profile] xiaolindragon 2012-04-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, don't get this confused, okay? We are not friends. We're enemies. I'm good, he's evil, end of story.

I'm just tryin' to do damage control.

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