Kanaya Maryam (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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exsilium2013-02-10 07:43 pm
speakveryclearly) wrote in exsilium2013-02-10 07:43 pm
Third Blood
[Though you may have gotten text responses from network user Kanaya Maryam before using that "hemotyping" and "quirk" marking her unmistakably as a Homestuck troll, this is the maiden exposure to her typing idiosyncrasies for the eyes of Exsilium as a whole, unlike her first two posts via video. Either her post doesn't lend itself well to a visual medium, or she doesn't want it to be lent to a visual medium.]
During My Indentured Servitude To The Initiative I Have Done My Best To Familiarize Myself With The City We Now Call Our Home
And I Would Consider Myself Perhaps An Appropriate Authority To Consult On Which Establishments You May Wish To Offer Your Patronage For Various Purposes
An Invitation I Extend To Any Of Our New Arrivals
Whom I Gladly Welcome And Hope Are No Longer Alarmed To Be Among Us
Unfortunately My Searches Have Thus Far Come Up Short In One Rather Specific Regard
Im Hesitant To Broach This Topic So Publicly But Having Tried To Handle This Deficiency Independently For So Long I Dont Think Its Possible To Find Any Other Recourse
My Question Is
What Would Be The Most Appropriate Place At Which To Purchase A Protrusion Hammock
[She's sitting in her bedroom as she types this, modestly dressed and just a little ashamed of herself. Maybe this isn't such a good idea - she could asked her roommates... who are modest as it is and might be too shy to define the Earth equivalent of this Alternian term for her; her human female friends... few of whom she'd feel comfortable imposing this on, and Roxy not deserving the embarrassment when Valentine's day is so close; or just a trusted adult. But that last thought is enough to make her snort, shake her head, and hit submit.]
During My Indentured Servitude To The Initiative I Have Done My Best To Familiarize Myself With The City We Now Call Our Home
And I Would Consider Myself Perhaps An Appropriate Authority To Consult On Which Establishments You May Wish To Offer Your Patronage For Various Purposes
An Invitation I Extend To Any Of Our New Arrivals
Whom I Gladly Welcome And Hope Are No Longer Alarmed To Be Among Us
Unfortunately My Searches Have Thus Far Come Up Short In One Rather Specific Regard
Im Hesitant To Broach This Topic So Publicly But Having Tried To Handle This Deficiency Independently For So Long I Dont Think Its Possible To Find Any Other Recourse
My Question Is
What Would Be The Most Appropriate Place At Which To Purchase A Protrusion Hammock
[She's sitting in her bedroom as she types this, modestly dressed and just a little ashamed of herself. Maybe this isn't such a good idea - she could asked her roommates... who are modest as it is and might be too shy to define the Earth equivalent of this Alternian term for her; her human female friends... few of whom she'd feel comfortable imposing this on, and Roxy not deserving the embarrassment when Valentine's day is so close; or just a trusted adult. But that last thought is enough to make her snort, shake her head, and hit submit.]
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What geometric shapes is your protrusions hammock supposed to support?
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This In Fact Being The Origin Of Our Colloquial Mode Of Reference
"Rumble Spheres"
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Just for clarification: spheres that are attached to your chest? ... For padding, or for support of what's already there?
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The Answer To The First Question Is Definitely Yes And The Answer To The Second Question Is The Second Provided One In Most Cases Including My Own
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Okay, if that's anything like a bra, then I can help you out! A bra is what we use to support our brea... our human chest protrusions. Also known as breasts, boobs, or a whole slew of slang terms I'm happy to tell you in person sometime. Did you want to know a few of teh people who make stuff like that in the city?
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So With Identification Accomplished I Think I Can Proudly Say We Are Now Approaching The Acquisition Stage
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Anyway, they don't exactly have standardized production, but there's a few people who specialize in underclothes and the like, and if you did want something pre-fab, there's the odd more expensive merchant or two with lines in to the UE.
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I Think Its An Investment
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A Luxury I Have Not Had For So Long
Thank You Collette
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I Think This Is Just The Pick-Me-Up A Girl Needs
i'm so sorry
It's OK I thought that too
Yes
Maybe
<3
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