speakveryclearly: Kanaya very serious over a needle and thread in her hand and mouth. (Determined)
Kanaya Maryam ([personal profile] speakveryclearly) wrote in [community profile] exsilium2013-02-10 07:43 pm

Third Blood

[Though you may have gotten text responses from network user Kanaya Maryam before using that "hemotyping" and "quirk" marking her unmistakably as a Homestuck troll, this is the maiden exposure to her typing idiosyncrasies for the eyes of Exsilium as a whole, unlike her first two posts via video. Either her post doesn't lend itself well to a visual medium, or she doesn't want it to be lent to a visual medium.]

During My Indentured Servitude To The Initiative I Have Done My Best To Familiarize Myself With The City We Now Call Our Home
And I Would Consider Myself Perhaps An Appropriate Authority To Consult On Which Establishments You May Wish To Offer Your Patronage For Various Purposes
An Invitation I Extend To Any Of Our New Arrivals
Whom I Gladly Welcome And Hope Are No Longer Alarmed To Be Among Us

Unfortunately My Searches Have Thus Far Come Up Short In One Rather Specific Regard
Im Hesitant To Broach This Topic So Publicly But Having Tried To Handle This Deficiency Independently For So Long I Dont Think Its Possible To Find Any Other Recourse
My Question Is
What Would Be The Most Appropriate Place At Which To Purchase A Protrusion Hammock


[She's sitting in her bedroom as she types this, modestly dressed and just a little ashamed of herself. Maybe this isn't such a good idea - she could asked her roommates... who are modest as it is and might be too shy to define the Earth equivalent of this Alternian term for her; her human female friends... few of whom she'd feel comfortable imposing this on, and Roxy not deserving the embarrassment when Valentine's day is so close; or just a trusted adult. But that last thought is enough to make her snort, shake her head, and hit submit.]
drowns: (02 | (unsure))

text;

[personal profile] drowns 2013-02-11 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
A what?
redheadcarrier: (What's that you say?)

text

[personal profile] redheadcarrier 2013-02-11 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Maryam, what the hell is a protrusion hammock?

Is that some kind of weird troll equipment?
Edited 2013-02-11 00:52 (UTC)
tipsygnostalgia: <user name="mambo"> (summer hat)

[personal profile] tipsygnostalgia 2013-02-11 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
a what what
redheadcarrier: (ok lets go)

[personal profile] redheadcarrier 2013-02-11 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
So

what are they?
drowns: (03 | just kidding! you are not)

hello strange alien person also permatext

[personal profile] drowns 2013-02-11 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Even she takes a second to translate that.]
Are you referring to a bra?
You can find them at clothing stores, though there are none of those here. I assume merchants sell them in lieu of clothing stores.
Edited 2013-02-11 01:02 (UTC)
hostage: (skeptical ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2013-02-11 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?
urnotafraid: (eh what me?)

[personal profile] urnotafraid 2013-02-11 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Buy a what? A thong or something?
whatsupcroc: (☇ curious: what's that you said?)

text;

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-02-11 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Please tell me that is not the same as a banana hammock

I'm pretty sure those were left to never appear again after the 21st century

I'm hoping
redheadcarrier: (that's just a bit weird)

[personal profile] redheadcarrier 2013-02-11 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is it some kind of weird troll underwear?

for your tentacles?
biwinning: ([THOLLUCKTH] FUCK MY LIFE!!)

[personal profile] biwinning 2013-02-11 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
iif you really want a protru2iion hammock ii gue22 ii could arrange an undergarment piillage.
drowns: (02 | (unsure))

[personal profile] drowns 2013-02-11 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
A bra is an undergarment worn by...


[Species...] human women to support their breasts and back during movement.
[Wow she doesn't want to have this conversation. But she continues because she's committed herself to it.]

I assume your use of "pectoral protrusions" is meant to refer to this. My apologies if I am incorrect.
Pardon me, but I am guessing you are not human? Are you one of the "trolls" as mentioned in previous network posts, or something else entirely?
whatsupcroc: (☇ curious: just popped on it what's up?)

Re: text;

[personal profile] whatsupcroc 2013-02-11 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Okay this is great news so!

What geometric shapes is your protrusions hammock supposed to support?
Edited 2013-02-11 01:12 (UTC)
hostage: (pensive ☣)

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[personal profile] hostage 2013-02-11 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[He sees no big deal about this.]

Oh. Yeah it's kind of hard to find but they got places in the city where people make them. You might need to hire a tailor or something, there's no Victoria's Secret out there.
biwinning: (I've been a veteran of the unspeakable.)

[personal profile] biwinning 2013-02-11 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
whatever.
ii'm probably goiing two do one anyway.

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