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exsilium2012-12-14 04:42 pm
queenofblacktears) wrote in exsilium2012-12-14 04:42 pm
Second Dirge - [Video]
[The video clicks on to reveal the back of a young woman running away in terror, and a black hand waving after her.]
Thanks!
[Ophelia sounds so amused as she says that, and she turns the camera around to her face, grinning.]
So, I don't know about the rest of you, but I am definitely enjoying all of this. Such panic! [She laughs, and then shakes her head.]
Anyway, not the point. You know those poor little creatures you're all trying to kill? Those bunnies and birds and everything else. You don't have to kill them.
[She turns the camera again to show that her other hand is held out towards her side, and the black tears are stretching off of it, forming into two solid cages on the ground. Inside one, an undead bunny and an undead squirrel are running in circles, and in the other, an undead sparrow flutters about pecking at the black 'bars', to no avail.]
I'll take them off your hands. Aren't they adorable? Just let me know, and I'll come get them.
Unless they bite you, then I suppose you won't be calling anyone. [She smirks, and then pauses.]
Hmm, does anyone know where I can get some more...permanent cages?
Thanks!
[Ophelia sounds so amused as she says that, and she turns the camera around to her face, grinning.]
So, I don't know about the rest of you, but I am definitely enjoying all of this. Such panic! [She laughs, and then shakes her head.]
Anyway, not the point. You know those poor little creatures you're all trying to kill? Those bunnies and birds and everything else. You don't have to kill them.
[She turns the camera again to show that her other hand is held out towards her side, and the black tears are stretching off of it, forming into two solid cages on the ground. Inside one, an undead bunny and an undead squirrel are running in circles, and in the other, an undead sparrow flutters about pecking at the black 'bars', to no avail.]
I'll take them off your hands. Aren't they adorable? Just let me know, and I'll come get them.
Unless they bite you, then I suppose you won't be calling anyone. [She smirks, and then pauses.]
Hmm, does anyone know where I can get some more...permanent cages?
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Lets avoid any undead teenagers if we can avoid it! That's how it starts before it escalates into more zombies and we're back where we started!
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I can take those worries away, you know.
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Gosh, but is this upsetting. This is now how he thought his first meeting with a truly blue babe would go. ]
I think I'll have to pass! Thanks for the offer though!!
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[ Never mind that. Lets not talk about his first day here, that was an awful experience for everyone involved.
Lets talk about the pets that he'd much rather be dead. ]
I guess that's probably the most I can ask for at the moment!
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[Now she's curious. And a tad suspicious. He doesn't look like a headbanger...]
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Did I say head thing? Good gracious, I have no idea why! What head thing indeed? I don't even know what I'm talking about at this point!
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Absolutely not! My grandma would never pull a stunt like that with a baby!
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So, boring story is boring.
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Not boring, per say! Just that I don't have all the details of it. Really, you'd need to find out what it was all about from Dirk if the jackass would ever show up here!
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He's not that interesting though!
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Maybe I've changed my mind and I'll explain after all!
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I'm waiting, then.
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Just to make it clear here and now I was in no way at fault for his heading coming off! In fact, I woke up with the damn thing rolling about nearby without a clue as to how it even got there at first! As far as I can tell Dirk cut his own friggin' head off and plopped it down on my doorstep for me to trip myself on.
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