Second Dirge - [Video]

[queenofblacktears]

[The video clicks on to reveal the back of a young woman running away in terror, and a black hand waving after her.]

Thanks!

[Ophelia sounds so amused as she says that, and she turns the camera around to her face, grinning.]

So, I don't know about the rest of you, but I am definitely enjoying all of this. Such panic! [She laughs, and then shakes her head.]

Anyway, not the point. You know those poor little creatures you're all trying to kill? Those bunnies and birds and everything else. You don't have to kill them.

[She turns the camera again to show that her other hand is held out towards her side, and the black tears are stretching off of it, forming into two solid cages on the ground. Inside one, an undead bunny and an undead squirrel are running in circles, and in the other, an undead sparrow flutters about pecking at the black 'bars', to no avail.]

I'll take them off your hands. Aren't they adorable? Just let me know, and I'll come get them.

Unless they bite you, then I suppose you won't be calling anyone. [She smirks, and then pauses.]

Hmm, does anyone know where I can get some more...permanent cages?

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[priad]

[ Another crash, and the sizzling sound of his lighting claw tearing through the meat of a zombie can be heard for a moment. ]

I think it would be unwise to put that to the test, whatever your individual skills may be.

Do you have an idea who might have done this?

[ He can always tell the Inquisitor if they get a clue from this. ]

[queenofblacktears]

I'm not usually big on doing the wise thing, so whatever.

[She shrugs.]

No idea. Whatever they did is different from what I do, these things won't listen to me at all.

[Yes, she's a tad miffed. Free zommbies! And she can't even claim any.]

[priad]

.... What do you mean? They're undead. They have no minds to listen.

[queenofblacktears]

[Ophelia bristles at that.]

That is not true. I mean, these aren't exactly...okay, they're dumb as headbangers, but not all undead are like that.

[priad]

Regardless, I shall give them the Emperor's peace.

[queenofblacktears]

Go wild, I can't get them to do anything. [She sighs.] But try not to kill the little animals?

[priad]

They're a low-priority target. I'll let others handle that for me.