FIRST ⚡ VIDEO

[ofmyth]

[ Hello fellow Initiative abductees members. Please pay close attention to the scowling God on your screen.

Or as much attention as you can pay while a thumb is over the camera. Everything is currently a nice shade of pink.]


Hail and well-met. I am Thor, of Asgardia.

I would speak with the leaders of this Initiative regarding my untimely abduction.

[ The voice rolls, deep like thunder, promising that unfavourable events will follow for whoever is responsible for this if they aren't put in contact with him. He's been fighting mutated animals since he arrived three days ago, so don't hold it against him. ]

I seek also a bathhouse.

[ ACTION - feel free to encounter him around the Hold, still covered in the blood of his enemies and seeking somewhere to get clean. Personal bathrooms aren't a thing in Asgardia. ]

Comments

voice

[kneecaptain]

[Really? Bucky blinks and stares at his smartphone-thing, but he knows the difference between the voice and the video functions. Take that, 21st 31st century!!]

I think they're listening, but I dunno if they're answering.

voice

[ofmyth]

[Give him a week or two and he'll be fine. He's a God of Thunder, not of fiddly electronic devices.]

Then they should prepare themselves to speak, for I shall have answers of them.

action

[totallytrustworthy]

[Well, hello there big fella. Very, very, very big fella. Have a normal human-sized lady striding up to catch a glimpse of a someone else that's wearing just as much dirt and gore as she is.]

Thor, is it? You look the part. Some sense of humor your parents had.

permaction

[ofmyth]

[He notes the signs of a battle well fought and nods to her as he would any soldier who had fought beside him.]

I fear Odin has never been known for his good humour.

permavid.

[symmachy]

[OH
HELLO COUSIN
okay scatty play it cool he might not know you that's a Thing that keeps happening]

Hail and well-met indeed, Thor.

permavid.

[ofmyth]

[That's right- people are going to. Reply to him on this. Okay. At least he's moved his thumb now.]

Have you fared well through the onslaught, my lady?

[video]

[peaceinchaos]

[ Wanda's tentative. That sounds an awful lot like her Thor...]

I don't know if there are any bathhouses here, but the rooms all have showers.

[video]

[ofmyth]

I see.

[It was a long shot, he supposes- but it can wait, as the face on his screen is very familiar.]

Do I speak with the Scarlet Witch, of the Avengers?

[tyrians]

yo
move your fuckin hand

Video

[ofmyth]

[Thor's eyes narrow at the tone, but he reminds himself that not everyone here will know he is a God, and that many would not respect that even if they did.

The thumb moves. Now you have the bona fide pleasure of Thor's scowling face.]

text

[slingshots]

[ after some TECHNOLOGICAL SNOOPING AROUND, she's pretty confident that this guy is supposed to be the so-far-absentee roommate #3. ]

good to see someone who's got his priorities straight

Voice,

[ofmyth]

[One day Thor will be bothered learning to use the text function himself, but for now he simply speaks, trusting that the technology will convey his response.]

The signs of a battle well fought are no shame for a warrior to bear.

Though not, perhaps, for too long.

action;

[polar]

[As Thor passes by, Korra can't help but stop and look him over, appearing suitably impressed.]

Whoa, what've you been rolling in?

[Despite the question, she's grinning at him, clearly joking.]

permaction;

[ofmyth]

[It's thanks to years of Sif's no-so-gentle training that Thor doesn't dismiss the small maiden in front of him as having sensiblities too delicate to hear about guts and gore.]

In what a warrior should- the blood of his vanquished foes.

[If you look closely, you can see the corners of his mouth turn up in a smile.]

action!!

[webshots]

( damn thor, standing next to you makes peter look like a midget. don't mind him just staring up at you all wide-eyed. )

You know, I don't think bathhouses exist in this time. ( cause that's totally a greek thing, which you're not. )

You might wanna try something more private.

actionnnn /o/

[ofmyth]

Privacy is not a concern of mine. [He's got nothing to be ashamed of, thank you.]

But I fear you are correct, none I have spoken with yet have proved able to direct me to one. [Something he might have to look into later.]

[video]

[perfectionisms]

[ Eyebrow raise. Seriously? ]

You have a semi-private "bathhouse" in your own lodgings.

[video]

[ofmyth]

[Seriously.

At least his thumb has moved.]

So I have been informed, my Lady. Thank you.

video

[lovesgod]

[This gentleman is curious.]

Son of Fjörgyn and Odin, and father of Þrúðr, Magni, and Móði?

permavideo

[ofmyth]

[There are few people outside Asgardia who can pronounce those names correctly, and that alone gets Thor's attention.]

That is what human legend tells of me. Who asks who knows so much?

action

[dusk_and_dawn]

Balder is still following Thor post-battle, just as filthy as Thor is if not more, since he can't fly. He's looking forward to relaxing.]

Thor, there is still much we needs speak of.

action

[ofmyth]

[ Relaxing sounds pretty good, actually. ]

Aye. Let us find a place where we may do so without interruption. [It doesn't have to be far, just out of the public eye.]

video → encrypted, nearly unhackable.

[chelicerata]

[ natasha treads with caution. loki had no memories of the battle in new york city, being given the scepter or anything regarding the chitauri. thor might not remember it either, this time -- even less so being here before, if he doesn't. ]

There's a shower in the apartment unit you've been assigned. [ it might not be the one he stayed in before, so she won't assume the number is the same. the fact that she needs to tell him this lets her know that he doesn't remember his previous stay, but nevertheless: ]

Welcome back, Thor.

[ his response will tell her exactly what he can recall; there's no need to ask the actual question. ]

permavideo → encrypted, nearly unhackable.

[ofmyth]

It is good to see you again. [It's hard to forget someone like the Black Widow.]

You say thatI have been here before?

Video;

[shalamayne]

We would all like to speak with the leaders of this Initiative. Should you have success with that then share the word.

Video;

[ofmyth]

You have my word. When I have word from them, I shall make it known.

[video]

[myownbestfriend]

[It's the thumb over the camera that convinces Emma he's the real Thor, or at least a real Thor.

Loki is going to have kittens and she finds this extremely amusing. The two of them might be co-conspirators, but if he were dangling off the Rainbow Bridge, Emma would walk real slow for help.]

Thor, sometimes of the Avengers?

[Hell, he could be the mythological Thor with the goat-eating and North-Sea-drinking for all she knows.]

[video]

[ofmyth]

I am he.

[ And JSYK goat is very delicious.


She seems familiar, but he hesitates to put a name to the face.] Are you are of the X-Men, my lady?

voice;

[maechtiger]

You call yourself Thor?

[New one even for her.]

voice;

[ofmyth]

[His voice rumbles deeply. He has not come here to prove his identity to all the small ones who keep challenging him of it.]

I am Thor. God of Thunder and War, first son of Odin All-Father and Gaea Earth-Mother.

video; I am so sorry...............

[ex_bastardized62]

Hey. Assgardian. Guardian of Asses.

It's okay. Thor knows Tony Stark who can be so much worse

[ofmyth]

[Uh. Youths.]

Guardian of Asgardia, Earth, and the Nine Realms. Son of Odin All-Father and Gaea Earth-Mother; sometime King of Asgard. Wielder of Mjolnir, Uru mallet of the Gods. Mightiest warrior of Asgard, God of Thunder and Lightning, War and Might-

and Slayer of men who have made less slights of my person. [Yeah, that's a roll of thunder to go along with Thor's stoneface.jpg. He's had enough people today ask him to prove who he is and his famously short temper is starting to fray.]

Who are you who would speak with me?