FIRST ⚡ VIDEO

[ofmyth]

[ Hello fellow Initiative abductees members. Please pay close attention to the scowling God on your screen.

Or as much attention as you can pay while a thumb is over the camera. Everything is currently a nice shade of pink.]


Hail and well-met. I am Thor, of Asgardia.

I would speak with the leaders of this Initiative regarding my untimely abduction.

[ The voice rolls, deep like thunder, promising that unfavourable events will follow for whoever is responsible for this if they aren't put in contact with him. He's been fighting mutated animals since he arrived three days ago, so don't hold it against him. ]

I seek also a bathhouse.

[ ACTION - feel free to encounter him around the Hold, still covered in the blood of his enemies and seeking somewhere to get clean. Personal bathrooms aren't a thing in Asgardia. ]

Comments

permavideo: okay good. I'm relieved to remember that DC has a worse trollololol than FF8 ;3

[ex_bastardized62]

[ That roll of thunder of words hardly phases him, but Seifer is pretty impressed. ]

I wasn't askin' for your whole life story.

the trololol is glorious :3

[ofmyth]

Be glad I do not give you what you were asking for. [Aka: trouble.

But being impressed does soothe Thor's ruffled feather a little.] And my life story entire would take longer to recount than you can know, youth.

every trololol is glorious >:3

[ex_bastardized62]

You mean the rumbling thunder wasn't even the main course? I'm a little insulted that you would hold back on me.

Re: every trololol is glorious >:3

[ofmyth]

Small one, you would not survive. It would me rude of me to kill you so quickly after meeting you.

[But Thor does approve of the spirit the young man is showing. Not that he's going to show it. /stonefaceforever.jpg]

[ex_bastardized62]

You really think so?

[ofmyth]

It is not considered rude to slay strangers with no cause on your world?

[ex_bastardized62]

Sure. But some rules were made for breaking.

[ofmyth]

Even so, I have no desire to slay you, so the point is moot.

[ex_bastardized62]

Someone's a bit of a party pooper.

[ofmyth]

If you have aught else to say that is not goading me to slay you, say it now, small one.

[ex_bastardized62]

What's with the metal cap sittin' on your head?