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[The video feed showed a young woman in a rather odd dress. And there was something else odd about her, other than her strange taste in hats - she was currently sitting on what seemed to be a floating rock. ]

This thing working? Good, good. I suppose these earth-crawling humans CAN do things the kappa can't.

Introductions are in order, aren't they? I'm Tenshi Hinanai - you probably won't have heard of me until now, but you probably soon will. Looks like the fools running this place recruited me, without even asking me.

[Strangely, she did not seem perturbed – she seemed rather cheerful about it, actually, the tone of her voice was similar to someone who just got an adorable kitten as a gift. ]

During some sort of attack, no less, it seems. That won’t make me suspicious at all now will it? [She gave a short, amused chuckle] Well, things being as they are, I’m sure you’ll be happy to share information with me. Like, for example, how those enemy weirdos fight and what you did so far to fight them.

You surely did something, right?

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Did I say it has to do with me being a worrywart?

No. I like all animals equally.

You don't need to say what you are to allow me to speculate!

And no, I wasn't talking about what animals you like either, but what kind of being you are.

[Tenshi, coming from a canon that had actual dog people, actually seemed to think of him as one of those, due to the smell thing he described. She had, alas, taken him a bit too literally.]

How tiresome of you. Very well.

[ and on comes the video, showing this guy but sans most clothing and just a towel, his hair wet and his skin flushed like he had just climbed out of a tub. ]

Satisfied?

Well, you aren't a dog person - all you wanted to hide was that you had bathed recently. That's...pretty boring a revelation.

[She seemed more disappointed than anything else. Naked people didn't do that much for her, and she completely glossed over that normally, humans don't really show things like that to complete strangers.]

I really had hoped for something more interesting...

Most people would find it offensive to talk to a nearly naked man.

[ Arches a finely shaped eyebrow at her and then shrugs, setting the tablet down so he can go back to what he was doing - namely rubbing body cream into his skin. ]

Some may find it arousing. But you are not human enough to care about that, now are you?

Oh, that's true. I'm a celestial. A holy being, a tennin or tenbu in human language. I'm above such matters, basically.

[She was, evidently, not above pride, though]

You do look fine for a human, I guess, if you're someone who is into that sort of thing. Not much of a fighter though, I take it?

[A line like that was taunting to a lot of men, in her experience, so she had to try it.]

I suppose you would be, mm?

[ An amused chuckle and a shake of his head, fingers digging a little in his lean leg muscle as he works the cream into his skin. ]

I am a lover, not a fighter. I do not care to step in harm's way. I leave such matters to those that do enjoy fighting.

Oh, yes. Never saw much in men, really.

[She shrugged. And then continued to talk, proving she wasn't that good at seeing through people.]

Lover, huh? Shame. No point in even trying to pick a fight with you, then. What's with you lover types always not being much into fighting? It's a pain, you know.

Everyone has their own tastes.

[ Switches legs. Nope, he isn't trying to impress, he was just following his normal post-shower routine. ]

Our energies are more focused on pleasing the softer side of life than the harsher side. [ If only she knew that he had other interests besides being a lover. He smiles at the thought. ] You may have more luck with the military-minded individuals than with me if a fight is all you seek. Or you could see the men in black.

Are you trying to seduce me? That's soo not gonna work.

[She didn't know he wasn't, after all. But then, she didn't even suspect what he truly was - she had passed him off as a human who focused on flirty things.]

I...see. It really sounds boring, you know. But good suggestion. How DO you find those 'men in black'? They don't seem to be around anymore.

Me? Why would I bother? You clearly have little use for a lover of any kind.

[ Finishes and stretches before he takes off the towel and tosses it over the tablet. Have a nice view of off-white fluffy cotton for the next few minutes! ]

Ah, I suppose they must have left. How dull of them. I suppose they had more pressing concerns than a group of transports that really are less than eager to be here.

Pretty much, that's true.

[Tenshi didn't mind the towel too much, she had mostly been interested to see who he was for...different reasons, after all. Not nudity in particular!]

Shame, really. Seems they mostly left exactly the day I arrived. The people here could at least have the decency to abduct me one day earlier...

[ And he was naked and didn't want to show off. ]

They can be a bit bothersome in some ways.

Like not letting you back to that world of love you come from, huh? Must be hard to be stranded in a harsh place like this~

I do not care about that. No, I was speaking more about their lack of information on what we are suppose to expect here.

Hm, I suppose battles, according to what they said. I hope so, at least. It'd be boring to be abducted from a boring place to just another boring place.

Guess you could do jobs like seduce someone or something, like a ninja type in stories.

Perhaps that is why they selected me from my home city. They could not have just grabbed whoever they pleased, yes?

[ Off goes the towel and he hangs it up, now dressed in smart clothing and his hair done to look like he just crawled out of someone's bed. ]

Good luck in finding someone to fight, my dear. I have an engagement to hurry to.

Well, yes.

[After conceding that, Tenshi shrugged]

Not your dear, but thanks, anyway. I will, that's for sure. Hopefully not a masochist this time.

Try not to get captured by those masked people, if they are still hanging around somewhere!

Manners are something that even someone like you should practice more. It may be easier for you to find what you wish if you did so.

I already did. How else would I have learnt what I did if all I was doing was standing around?

Oh, I know manners, I just don't care much for using them. I find it easier to get what I want without them.

[His second line made her think, though. Maybe he wasn't just a 'lover'. Some of the humans were pretty sneaky, after all. She'd have to check on that later.]

Maybe so in another place and time, but maybe no here and now.

As it is, good bye for now. I do not like being late.

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gah, where did my unimpressed icon go. Damn you lj->dw crossover!

this is why i bought time and space~

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