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[biwinning]

...
well at lea2t thii2 ii2 a 2tep up from a journal.
2tiill the power on thii2 thiing ii2 downriight pathetiic.
2o what crazy and whacky adventure am ii on now.
clo2e my eye2 for a few 2econd2 and iit'2 chao2 agaiin.
2ometiime2 ii thiink two my2elf.
"man, ii don't thiink thiing2 can get much wor2e than thii2."
realiiziing moment2 after that thought that naturally ii have ju2t iincurred the wrath of the elder god2.
who ii'm 2ure then out of 2piite, look down at me and chuckle darkly.
and go "2ure, that'2 what you thiink."
and then thiing2 get wor2e.
thii2 ii2 one of tho2e tiime2.
now 2eriiou2ly where'2 my recuperacoon 2o ii can ju2t 2iit thii2 one out.
iit u2ually la2t2 one human-week, riight?
riight.

Comments

Text;

[musclebeast]

D --> Stop babbling, Captor
D --> I've been 100king to get in contact with you
D --> I need your assistance

Text;

[biwinning]

that'2 rather gut2y thiing two a2k me 2o plaiinly.
what make2 you thiink ii'd even help you?

Text;

[musclebeast]

D --> I don't understand why it would be considered gutsy on my part, nothing concerning you is
D --> Either way, I e%pect you to assist because not only was I right about Karkat's information, and you were very wrong, but you seem to enjoy e%ercising your coding e%pertise and know how
D --> I've come across a bit of a problem with a current project

Text;

[biwinning]

...waiit.
what about karkat'2 iinformatiion?
and agaiin ii don't giive a fuck about your project2.
leadiing u2 back two 2quare one.

Text;

[musclebeast]

D -->
D --> About The Empress's e%ecution by the hands of either Makara or Ampora
D --> The project revolves around another individual that has asked for my assistance
D --> Stop being rude, I have done nothing towards you e%ecrable person to merit such a response
D --> Besides be rather repulsed away from your general person

permatext

[biwinning]

r u on drug2.
becau2e what the fuck are you even talkiing about.
both you and eriidan are on 2omethiing ii 2wear.
unle22 for 2ome rea2on you are calliing ff the empre22 whiich 2he ii2n't.
and ii know 2he diied becau2e of ampora thii2 ii2n't new.
thii2 ii2 liike month2 old new2.
and uh yeah you have??
2eriiou2ly cut thii2 amne2iia 2hiit out, iit'2 not cute.

[musclebeast]

D --> Oh
D --> I hadn't known that was Ampora's doing
D --> Either way you are taking it all a lot better than you had been
D --> Also I only told you that perhaps a few weeks ago

D --> You are being e%temely difficult
D --> Stop your e%ceedingly immature vendetta, I am ordering you
D --> But if you must continue being difficult I will just go find another more competent individual with the proper computer e%perience
D --> I do not really have time for this

[biwinning]

becau2e he already apologiized for iit.
and no iit wa2 month2 at lea2t.
why am ii the only one rememberiing thii2.

...
you really don't remember iit, do you?
wow, thii2 ii2...
really kiind of dii2appoiintiing.
you don't remember anythiing from the ca2tle at all do you.

[musclebeast]

D --> I have absolutely no idea about what this f001ishness is
D --> Are you willing to assist me or not
D --> I am beginning to get e%asperated
D --> In my current state I do not have the patience to properly deal with peasant bedevilments

[biwinning]

...
we've never kii22ed, riight.

1/2

[musclebeast]

D -->

[musclebeast]

D --> Uh
D --> No
D --> That's FILTHY, how...
D --> Why would you ever think
D --> Oh my god

[biwinning]

yeah.
diidn't thiink 2o.
nevermiind.
no ii'm not helpiing you wiith your project.
now or ever.
deal wiith iit.

[musclebeast]

[Give him a moment to just.]

[Calm... down.]

[No wait.]

D --> Do not nevermind me
D --> E%plain to me why you would inquire something so 100d
D --> What false, e%ecrable right do you have to justify such a thing
D --> I
D -->
D --> I need a towel

[biwinning]

ii'm not explaiiniing iit, go get your fuckiing towel, and we're done here.

[musclebeast]

D --> I
D --> Uh

[Oh, uh, that certainly was quick and forceful.]

D --> No
D --> As your superior you are to do as I say
D --> Your crude yet magnificently depraved demands aside
D --> E%plain

[biwinning]

nope.
god what part of MIIND YOUR OWN FUCKIING BEE2WAX DON'T YOU GET.
alway2 fuckiing liike thii2, you ju2t don't know when two drop 2hiit and be appreciiatiive that ii haven't blown your head clean off your 2houlder2 for beiing a no2ey a22hole!!
2hut.
up.
and.
leave.
me.
alone.

[musclebeast]

D --> Uh
D --> Whoa
D --> I
D --> No, why would I ever appreciate you like that
D --> I am in no way scared of your psioni%
D --> Even if they are destructively dastardly and ponderously impressive
D --> No wait
D --> Continue threatening me in such a manner
D --> Yes, I demand it

[biwinning]

no.
we're not a thiing anymore.
2o ii'm not doiing thii2 2hiit agaiin.
go get your rock2 off on 2omeone el2e.

[musclebeast]

D --> What do you mean by a thing

[biwinning]

what do you THIINK ii mean??

1/2

[musclebeast]

[musclebeast]

D --> Fine
D -->
D --> We are done here

[biwinning]

...
2o yeah.
we are.

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes