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[biwinning]

...
well at lea2t thii2 ii2 a 2tep up from a journal.
2tiill the power on thii2 thiing ii2 downriight pathetiic.
2o what crazy and whacky adventure am ii on now.
clo2e my eye2 for a few 2econd2 and iit'2 chao2 agaiin.
2ometiime2 ii thiink two my2elf.
"man, ii don't thiink thiing2 can get much wor2e than thii2."
realiiziing moment2 after that thought that naturally ii have ju2t iincurred the wrath of the elder god2.
who ii'm 2ure then out of 2piite, look down at me and chuckle darkly.
and go "2ure, that'2 what you thiink."
and then thiing2 get wor2e.
thii2 ii2 one of tho2e tiime2.
now 2eriiou2ly where'2 my recuperacoon 2o ii can ju2t 2iit thii2 one out.
iit u2ually la2t2 one human-week, riight?
riight.

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[musclebeast]

D --> Stop babbling, Captor
D --> I've been 100king to get in contact with you
D --> I need your assistance

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[caligulas_aquarium]

jegus a wweek an youvve already lost it sol
fuckin typical

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[biwinning]

that'2 rather gut2y thiing two a2k me 2o plaiinly.
what make2 you thiink ii'd even help you?

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[biwinning]

what are you even talkiing about.

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[musclebeast]

D --> I don't understand why it would be considered gutsy on my part, nothing concerning you is
D --> Either way, I e%pect you to assist because not only was I right about Karkat's information, and you were very wrong, but you seem to enjoy e%ercising your coding e%pertise and know how
D --> I've come across a bit of a problem with a current project

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[caligulas_aquarium]

i mean wwhat the SHIT are you goin on about
journals an some such
all sounds like a load a fuckin nonsense
clearly you couldnt handle bein dragged here an just lost your fuckin mind in the process from wwhat i can tell
but then again it makes sense i guess
not that it bothers me

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[biwinning]

...waiit.
what about karkat'2 iinformatiion?
and agaiin ii don't giive a fuck about your project2.
leadiing u2 back two 2quare one.

[biwinning]

ok 1. you u2ed the journal2 two.
we all diid.
and 2. ii've been dragged through more 2hiit than you even under2tand 2o fuck you for thiinkiing II'M the one who lo2t theiir miind.

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[musclebeast]

D -->
D --> About The Empress's e%ecution by the hands of either Makara or Ampora
D --> The project revolves around another individual that has asked for my assistance
D --> Stop being rude, I have done nothing towards you e%ecrable person to merit such a response
D --> Besides be rather repulsed away from your general person

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[biwinning]

r u on drug2.
becau2e what the fuck are you even talkiing about.
both you and eriidan are on 2omethiing ii 2wear.
unle22 for 2ome rea2on you are calliing ff the empre22 whiich 2he ii2n't.
and ii know 2he diied becau2e of ampora thii2 ii2n't new.
thii2 ii2 liike month2 old new2.
and uh yeah you have??
2eriiou2ly cut thii2 amne2iia 2hiit out, iit'2 not cute.

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok wwhat
ivve nevver kept a fuckin journal in my entire cycle so no idea wwhat the shit youre goin on about there
secondly wwhat did the masked douchebags chip you or somethin an noww youre cryin about it
yeah big fuckin deal there captor you wwere the first troll to get caught
i can understand feelin like an inferior piece a shit right there but its not exactly more shit than i could ever understand
fuckin hell dramatic much

[biwinning]

ii diidn't get caught by anythiing??
except thii2 weiird place.
and the ca2tle.
but not by any iindiiviidual2.
2o don't worry you can 2tiill wiin there.
hurry up and be the fiir2t two do 2omethiing liike "get chiipped" or whatever that mean2 2o you can brag about iit later 2ayiing you diid iit before iit wa2 cool.
2o 2eriiou2ly ju2t 2top talkiing iif you don't have anythiing decent two 2ay.

[caligulas_aquarium]

see noww thats wwhere you just start talkin about shit noone gets
wwhat castle are you talkin about i vvery wwell didnt get taken by any shitty castle an noone else has either
noones mentioned it at least

[biwinning]

...

whatever.
you've come and go from there two your memoriie2 ju2t got re2et agaiin.

[musclebeast]

D --> Oh
D --> I hadn't known that was Ampora's doing
D --> Either way you are taking it all a lot better than you had been
D --> Also I only told you that perhaps a few weeks ago

D --> You are being e%temely difficult
D --> Stop your e%ceedingly immature vendetta, I am ordering you
D --> But if you must continue being difficult I will just go find another more competent individual with the proper computer e%perience
D --> I do not really have time for this

[biwinning]

becau2e he already apologiized for iit.
and no iit wa2 month2 at lea2t.
why am ii the only one rememberiing thii2.

...
you really don't remember iit, do you?
wow, thii2 ii2...
really kiind of dii2appoiintiing.
you don't remember anythiing from the ca2tle at all do you.

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[septim]

[ '2' replaces S, Is are doubled and the preposition 'to' is spelled 'two'. The colored text and font, as Martin's learned they're called, suggests this person is related to the other individuals with peculiar typing quirks, these so-called 'trolls'. ] I'm afraid you're trapped here, like the rest of us.

[musclebeast]

D --> I have absolutely no idea about what this f001ishness is
D --> Are you willing to assist me or not
D --> I am beginning to get e%asperated
D --> In my current state I do not have the patience to properly deal with peasant bedevilments

[caligulas_aquarium]

i think YOURE the one here wwith the memory problem lowwblood
i remember evverythin just fine thank you vvery fuckin much
youre the one goin on about castles an journals an wwhatevver other bullshit you havve goin on in that thinkpan a yours
i mean fuck you got here before me howw can you not knoww wwhats goin on
are you really just that incapable a handlin this situation that youre just pretendin its not real an escapin to some kind a fantasy land in your mind
does this LOOK like a castle to you evven theres absolutely no wway anythin like thatd exist here

( Text ) I AM SORRY HE IS SUCH AN ASS

[biwinning]

2o ii've realiized.
thank you for 2tatiing the obviiou2.
could you plea2e iinform me of the compo2iitiion of the atmo2phere a2 well (ii'm gue22iing aiir) and the color of the 2ky (here ii am, pre2umiing blue!!).
ii'm 2ure eiither of the2e an2wer2 would be ju2t a2 helpful a2 the one you've already put forth.
thank you iin advance.

[biwinning]

...
hang on let me ju2t try 2omethiing.

[And he's gone, for about ten minutes.]

ii thiink.
thii2 ii2 diifferent.
ii mean maybe ii could have bought that thii2 wa2 all 2ome kiind of lo22.
but ...
ii can program agaiin...

( Text ) IT'S COOL

[septim]

[ Sarcasm goes well with a side of smart arse. Besides, Martin's been studying some basic chemistry to see if its knowledge might improve his Destruction magic. ] No, 'air' is mainly composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and argon, as well as trace gasses.

You're welcome.

[biwinning]

...
we've never kii22ed, riight.

1/2

[musclebeast]

D -->

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[biwinning]

...
we 2tiill breath that 2o ii'm 2tiill riight.