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[biwinning]

...
well at lea2t thii2 ii2 a 2tep up from a journal.
2tiill the power on thii2 thiing ii2 downriight pathetiic.
2o what crazy and whacky adventure am ii on now.
clo2e my eye2 for a few 2econd2 and iit'2 chao2 agaiin.
2ometiime2 ii thiink two my2elf.
"man, ii don't thiink thiing2 can get much wor2e than thii2."
realiiziing moment2 after that thought that naturally ii have ju2t iincurred the wrath of the elder god2.
who ii'm 2ure then out of 2piite, look down at me and chuckle darkly.
and go "2ure, that'2 what you thiink."
and then thiing2 get wor2e.
thii2 ii2 one of tho2e tiime2.
now 2eriiou2ly where'2 my recuperacoon 2o ii can ju2t 2iit thii2 one out.
iit u2ually la2t2 one human-week, riight?
riight.

Comments

[musclebeast]

[Give him a moment to just.]

[Calm... down.]

[No wait.]

D --> Do not nevermind me
D --> E%plain to me why you would inquire something so 100d
D --> What false, e%ecrable right do you have to justify such a thing
D --> I
D -->
D --> I need a towel

[biwinning]

ii'm not explaiiniing iit, go get your fuckiing towel, and we're done here.

[musclebeast]

D --> I
D --> Uh

[Oh, uh, that certainly was quick and forceful.]

D --> No
D --> As your superior you are to do as I say
D --> Your crude yet magnificently depraved demands aside
D --> E%plain

[biwinning]

nope.
god what part of MIIND YOUR OWN FUCKIING BEE2WAX DON'T YOU GET.
alway2 fuckiing liike thii2, you ju2t don't know when two drop 2hiit and be appreciiatiive that ii haven't blown your head clean off your 2houlder2 for beiing a no2ey a22hole!!
2hut.
up.
and.
leave.
me.
alone.

[musclebeast]

D --> Uh
D --> Whoa
D --> I
D --> No, why would I ever appreciate you like that
D --> I am in no way scared of your psioni%
D --> Even if they are destructively dastardly and ponderously impressive
D --> No wait
D --> Continue threatening me in such a manner
D --> Yes, I demand it

[biwinning]

no.
we're not a thiing anymore.
2o ii'm not doiing thii2 2hiit agaiin.
go get your rock2 off on 2omeone el2e.

[musclebeast]

D --> What do you mean by a thing

[biwinning]

what do you THIINK ii mean??

1/2

[musclebeast]

[musclebeast]

D --> Fine
D -->
D --> We are done here

[biwinning]

...
2o yeah.
we are.

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes

[biwinning]

fiine.

[musclebeast]

D --> Is that necessary
D --> Captor

[biwinning]

ye2.

[musclebeast]

D --> You are an idiot
D --> And that was rhetorical

[biwinning]

you're an a22 and that'2 not rhetoriical.
...
waiit nevermiind.
ii'm 2uppo2ed two be doiing iimportant 2hiit liike fiindiing my room.
fuck off now.

[musclebeast]

D --> That language is still completely unnecessary
D --> And fine

[biwinning]

2top tryiing two get the la2t word iin.
ii know that'2 what you're doiing.

[musclebeast]

D --> You are mistaken
D --> I am fairly sure that is what you are doing, not I

[biwinning]

then 2top replyiing.
riight now.
iif you reply two thii2 then that ii2 what you are doiing and you can't refute iit.