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[biwinning]

2up guy2 ii have a que2tiion that ii2 of great iimportance.
tell me the coole2t 2hiit you can do.
liike teleportatiion or fiightiing 2kiil2 or beiing a niinja or whatever.
thii2 ii2 an iimportant poll and iif you're totally u2ele22 and can't do anythiing then you need two 2ay 2o becau2e ii have money riidiing on thii2.

Comments

[fintastic]

Do I )(ave to answer?

[biwinning]

ye2 for the 2ake of notoriiety.

[gamblinman]

Uh, I can beat someone to death with a golf club... which is actually harder than it sounds, those things are pretty blunt.

[biwinning]

what'2 a golf club.

[square_cubelaw]

If we're logging stuff, I'd love to see your list when you're done.

I'm built like a tank, I can shoot anything with a trigger (probably), my lightning gun can kill anything with a pulse and I am a great singer.

[One of those is a lie]

[biwinning]

ii'm not loggiing anythiing iit'll all be riight here.
al2o you're a fuckiing robot 2o that by default get2 you "cool 2hiit" tiitle.

[gamora]

I've mastered most martial arts in the galaxy.

[biwinning]

well that'2 braggiing riight2 ii gue22.
you pa22.

[tipsygnostalgia]

being th best hacker girl in all of parandox space totally counts right
* paradox
also i used 2 clone cats that was p cool

[biwinning]

2nd be2t.
oh waiit you 2aiid giirl ye2 that'2 riight.
but yeah that count2.

[bearswitness]

Why would you do that you're just encouraging them to brag do you really want to read all that.

[biwinning]

iif iit wiin2 me ca2h money.
ye2.

[stalkedbyshadows]

I control shadows.

[biwinning]

control defiined how?

[onemoredeath]

I am completely useless just like most other humans.

[biwinning]

great.
and whiile ii 2houldn't be 2ayiing that 2iince on my planet that kiind of thiing would have you culled.
twotally won a bet.
2o thank2.

[yamaxanadu]

I'm not sure about how "cool" my skills are, a lot of my abilities work together and are specifically adapted to my job. Giving a list seems too narcissistic.

[biwinning]

giive iit anyway.

[fortissimos]

Why's it matter? It's kinda hard to judge stuff like that anyway.

[biwinning]

iit matter2 becau2e ii have a bet.
and iit'2 not hard two judge at all.
iif you can do 2omethiing awe2ome then cool.
2ay iit.
iif you can't then bam.
u2ele22.
iit'2 2iimple a2 day and niight here man.

[curepotion]

Well, if it's for a bet.

I know how to control darkness and light. Around here, sounds like the coolest thing I can do is repair a computer, but I could manage, add and change them back home. I can hold my breath underwater for five minutes.

And I sliced a building in half once. I guess that's kind of impressive.

What are you betting, anyway?

[biwinning]

2o.
you can do that 2omewhere el2e.
but not here.

ii'm bettiing there2 2ome people here that 2houldn't be.

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[musclebeast]

D --> You would be the type to wager on something so ridiculous
D --> And not even a respectable gentletroll's wager either

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[biwinning]

you don't know how much ii've bet.

a while later:

[eyecontact]

So how's it going?

[biwinning]

awe2ome.
perfect.
found liike two people already.

[tequilaselai]

I can hack, repair, modify, or build most electronics if I need to. My specialty is spaceships, but I'm pretty flexible.

And I'm not bad with a shotgun.

Good luck with your bet.

[biwinning]

but can you fly a 2pace2hiip.

[punk_cute]

Different people have different definitions of cool, man.

[He thinks for a couple minutes.]

I can summon a part of my soul outta me and electrocute people with it. That ain't my strongest skill but it's probably the flashiest.

[biwinning]

yeah that count2 a2 u2eful.
you pa22.

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[bratworth]

What is wrong with your computer.

[ The most important question. ]

permatext;

[biwinning]

nothiing, you're ju2t readiing iit wrong.

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[itase]

i can tie a cherry steam in a knot and unwrap a starburst with my tongue

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[biwinning]

anythiing el2e...
2ecret talent2 liike...
uh.
alway2 knowiing what day iit ii2.
or beiing able two decode 2ecret me22age2.
or you can talk two barkbea2t2?