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[biwinning]

2up guy2 ii have a que2tiion that ii2 of great iimportance.
tell me the coole2t 2hiit you can do.
liike teleportatiion or fiightiing 2kiil2 or beiing a niinja or whatever.
thii2 ii2 an iimportant poll and iif you're totally u2ele22 and can't do anythiing then you need two 2ay 2o becau2e ii have money riidiing on thii2.

Comments

[punk_cute]

Depends on what you mean by stupid. There's different kinds of stupid. There's not bein' so good at school and math and science and shit, and there's goin' off on things that make you mad kinda stupid, an' there's bein' dumb about your own self stupid, an' there's being dumb about other people stupid.

[Most of those things could describe him at various points, and he knows it.]

[biwinning]

I mean everything but two'th kind of thtupid.

[punk_cute]

You're right that a lot of people are really stupid, but the last three can be fixed, man. Hell, even the first one people can get better at if they work really, really hard.

I've been told that trolls don't really do friends. Don't really know if it's true, but with humans, that's what friends can help you with. Bein' less stupid about all kinds of shit.

So if that's just you, got any general things?

[biwinning]

That'th what moirailsth do, in a thenthe. I mean, in troll-culture.

"Don't be an athhat" theemsth like a pretty normal way to get people'th rethpect.

[punk_cute]

I know. I got told all about moirails before.

And yeah, it does, but usually it's more than just that, you know? Not bein' an asshat just will make people not dislike you, but respect is somethin' different.

[biwinning]

... I ... don't know. There'th no one "thing." If I do, then I do, if I don't then I don't.

[punk_cute]

I think I can understand that, yeah. It's hard, when I try to think of it myself.

So... thanks.

[He wants to ask more but has a feeling he's wearing out his welcome. Cue more awkwardness.]