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[biwinning]

2up guy2 ii have a que2tiion that ii2 of great iimportance.
tell me the coole2t 2hiit you can do.
liike teleportatiion or fiightiing 2kiil2 or beiing a niinja or whatever.
thii2 ii2 an iimportant poll and iif you're totally u2ele22 and can't do anythiing then you need two 2ay 2o becau2e ii have money riidiing on thii2.

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[gamora]

You get anything good if you win?

[biwinning]

gloatiing riight2, knowledge, and two marque.

[gamora]

Doesn't sound worth the trouble.

[biwinning]

come back and tell me that when YOU'RE iincrediibly bored.

[gamora]

I am, but nothing in the galaxy would make me do something so pointless.

[biwinning]

then you are nowhere near a2 bored a2 ii am.

[gamora]

How long have you been here for if you're already this bored?

[ Not that she plans on staying longer than she possibly can, but it's good to know what she's up against. ]

[biwinning]

month2 mf-er.

[gamora]

We'll I've no plans to be here that long. Nor as bored as you.

[biwinning]

yeah that'2 what they all 2ay.
then they're po2tiing on the network a2kiing about how many people were 2liip-on 2hoe2 ver2e2 boot2.

[gamora]

I'd never ask such a pointless question.

[ She'd just ask if anyone has anyone else they need assassinated. A girl's gotta have her hobbies. ]

[biwinning]

giive iit tiime.
we have an eterniity.

[gamora]

Pretty sure Eternity hates us as much as we hate him. Complain long enough and he might actually do something about it.

[biwinning]

... why diid you giive an undefiined length of tiime a gender pronoun.

[gamora]

[ Das't. Gamora hates explaining cosmic stuff. ]

Think of the concept of Eternity as a person. That's why, because it's like that.

Cosmic entities are all a flarking joke, anyway.

[biwinning]

but.
eterniity can't be a per2on.
iit'2 a length of tiime.
a beiing can't be a length of tiime.
they can have 2trong tiie2 two tiime a2 an element or force or concept but the re2t ju2t doe2n't make 2en2e.
ii have an affiiliiatiion wiith the element2 of doom, that doe2n't mean ii'm doom iincarnated.

[gamora]

Except for when they can. Look kid, I don't know the details, I just know what is and isn't. And this is one of the things that is, no matter how hard it is to wrap your head around.

[biwinning]

iit can probably be explaiined through rea2onable 2ciience.

[gamora]

Probably not, no.

[ And considering she jumped into one of them to save the universe? Gamora's pretty sure science took one look at them and threw its hands up in the air and said 'flark it'. ]

[biwinning]

well fuck fiine iif you want two ju2t kiick 2ciience iin the bulge and whatever.

[gamora]

Science ran away screaming the moment someone let cosmic entities exist in the first place.