♈ Aradia: Finally get around to showing your face. [video]

[psych0p0mps]

[The video feed opens on an alien teenager who some of you may never have seen before, dressed all in red and grinning widely. Most notably, though, she is wearing two eye patches, one over each eye. She gets right down to business.]

Is this working? Yes? It beeped, so I think so. Okay.

People of the internet, I have a quick question. [She points to the eyepatches.] On a scale of one to ten, how silly do these look?

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[musclebeast]

[Give him a bit, he's too busy just staring right now. It's a mix between a glare and a scared expression, brows furrowed and twitching over his shades before finally-]

D --> 100
D --> 100% even, completely
D --> Strip them off immediately

[So. he. can. see. your. eyes.]

le video

[psych0p0mps]

[Give her a second, the screen reader has to repeat what you just typed in excruciating monotone. "Dee one hundred Dee one hundred percent even completely Dee-" ... okay she doesn't recognize the quirk when it's read out loud like that, but finds his answer pretty funny regardless.]

Haha, hang on! I want to get a few more opinions first.

text till stated otherwise

[musclebeast]

D --> What are you doing
D --> Stop
D --> Don't mock me, know your place
D --> No, their opinions don't matter

sounds legit

[psych0p0mps]

[now waaaaaaaaaait just a minute. it's been quite a while since someone sticking gratuitous D's at the start of their sentences has told her to know her place... and she happens to know he's here in the same world. her grin fades as recognition sets in.]

... Equius, is that you?

Re: sounds legit

[musclebeast]

D --> Of course it's me, who else would it be
D --> Don't fiddle around, Megido, I won't stand for it
D --> Especially since
D --> You're here now
D --> Not that it's e%tremely important, but it would be unwise to present yourself in such a ridiculous manner
D --> Being a lowb100d or not, there aren't many of us here, so we must be respectable to a degree, represent our kind tastefoally

[psych0p0mps]

[Insert the HEAVIEST OF SIGHS here. Plus an actual physical facepalm. She may have forgotten a little bit that he can totally see this.]

You're really talking to me about tastefulness right now?

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes

[psych0p0mps]

[The circle of irony is now complete. It proceeds to spin its way through the stratosphere, taking terrible selfies all the way into space.]

Well, please don't. Anyway, I'm just fooling around. It's not a big deal.

[musclebeast]

D --> You canter tell me what to do
D --> You know that
D --> F001ing around is a big deal, it's an e%tremely big deal and a complete waste of time
D --> You're too elegant for that
D --> Even if you shouldn't be

[biwinning]

lmfao "elegant" aradiia.

[musclebeast]

D --> Silence
D --> I'm not talking to you

[biwinning]

oh get the 2tiick out of your a22.

[musclebeast]

D --> That's disgusting
D --> There is no foreign object up my behind

- screen reader blocked

[biwinning]

yet.

screen reader blocked

[musclebeast]

D --> Oh

[psych0p0mps]

Hey, shut your squawk blister!

[biwinning]

Come on, that wath funny!

[psych0p0mps]

I could probably be elegant if I wanted to.

[biwinning]

I'll believe it when I see it.

[psych0p0mps]

Well... maybe you will see it.

Eventually.

When I have a reason to.

[pout pout pout.]

[psych0p0mps]

[mutters] Oh my god, I thought we were past this. [normal voice] See, this is exactly what I was trying to avoid. I really don't appreciate your attempts at hitting on me.

[musclebeast]

D --> What
D --> I am not hitting on you
D --> I'm being honest
D --> This has nothing to do with my feelings towards you
D --> Whatever they are

[psych0p0mps]

[To benefit of the doubt, or not to benefit of the doubt...]

You're sure?

[musclebeast]

D --> Yes
D --> Of course I'm sure, I'm an e%tremely sure person
D --> I don't e%actly know why you would question how sure I am about whether or not this conversation is about how elegant and striking you are as a person despite how uncouth your status is
D --> The e%tent to which your e%quisiteness reaches is something wholly separate from my opinion on the matter

[psych0p0mps]

... Equius. Can you actually hear what you are saying.

[NORMAL PEOPLE SAVE THAT KIND OF WORD CHOICE FOR WHEN THEY'RE REDFLIRTING OKAY. and caste is so far from being a thing that ever mattered, she can't even ...

just ...

sighhh]