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[caligulas_aquarium]

[S'up Exsilium, resident fishdouche at your service.]

Two things. Firstly, this whole We-R bullshit experience has at least taught me somethin'; I'm startin' to really tell why exactly it's such a big deal people keep goin' on about how much some a' you suck at this war thing. Kinda puts us who got firsthand experience at a disadwantage tryin' a sawe your asses.

So I wanna get an idea a' who here can pull their own weight. What's the most impressiwe thing you'we ewer done combat wise? I'll start us off. I conquered a planet of Angels once then killed the whole lot of 'em.

Your turn, initiatiwe.

...

Also, for those a' you more inclined in the field of wipin' out that which was once thought of as fictional, here's another question.

How the fuck do you kill a Rainbow drin-...uh, wampire. And for all a' you smartasses out there, yes, I mean-

[Suddenly text!]

VAMPIRES.

Comments

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[caligulas_aquarium]

that is a DIFFERENT matter altogether an you dont mention it to noone you got that
NOONE

[payback]

[Oho.]

What kind of matter is it?

[Private]

[caligulas_aquarium]

its none a your business is wwhat it is
just keep your trap shut about my affairs you just so happened to barge your wway into

[payback]

I guess you don't care that much about me spreading it all around to everyone if you can't be bothered to bribe me to keep quiet.

[Private]

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhy the fuck wwould you evven DO THAT
you get nothin from it youre literally just bein a bitch for the sake a bein a bitch at this stage

[payback]

Answer my question and I won't.

[Private]

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhy do you evven wwanna knoww

[payback]

I'm curious.

[Private]

[caligulas_aquarium]

not good enough
dont the idea a personal matters bein PERSONAL an PRIVVATE mean nothin to you

[payback]

Sure they do, which is why I'd let you answer my question and then keep quiet about it.

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[caligulas_aquarium]

[UGHHHHHHHHH no raging will get him nowhere

gotta

gotta play it cool

or something]

there wwas an incident
invvolvvin me an her
thats all there is to it

[payback]

Pret-ty vague. What happened?

[Private]

[caligulas_aquarium]

she tried to kill me

[and succeeded but you know lying by omission is totally cool ok]

[payback]

[Woah hey check it Eridan she sounds... mildly sympathetic.]

Oh, so it actually was a situation like that for real...?

[Private]

[caligulas_aquarium]

yep
shes just completely out of her mind an fast an angry as shit
an not exactly somethin i wwanna deal wwith
happy noww

[payback]

I guess. [Buying that, yeah. :[ ] Okay.

[caligulas_aquarium]

you better mean that
for your owwn sake especially

[payback]

You are just terrible at talking to people, huh?

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat no
wwhat gavve you that idea

[payback]

Actually talking to you, obviously. What are you, ten?

[caligulas_aquarium]

im six for your information
wwait
uh
thats not six a your human years its 13 i think
maybe

[payback]

... Yeah, okay, that makes sense then.

[caligulas_aquarium]

and wwhats THAT supposed to mean

[payback]

You're at just the age to be pesky.

[caligulas_aquarium]

pesky
i think you mean fierce
or assertivve or somethin